A Descent into Dullness

[Poll #1596042]

1. People want to see A Tale of Two Cities meets The Terminator.

2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.

3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.

4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.

5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.

6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.

7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.

8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.

9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!

10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.

BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...

From a conversation between afacelessname and looking2dastars about ( SPOILERS ) in Monday's episode of Heroes:

( Cut for potential Spoileryness )

Sadly, this week, there won't be a Friday Poll. And I think I'll be taking a break from doing them for little while. Mostly because I'm really running out of ideas for them. Going over the last ten I realized I did ones using Bad Super-Hero Concepts TWICE. And thats over a period of only two months. So no more until sometime in the new year. Though I'll probably do a poll on Christmas. Because I love Christmas...

But as to what I've learned:

1) Bad Super-Hero Idea (Take 1): The Oozing, Weeping Plague Sore Kid...

2) The most popular way to help kill zombies? If you had to borrow a gun from Firefly's Jayne...

3) Best Dracula? Bela!

4) Scariest ghosts are those made up of your own dead dreams...

5) Favorite Halloween treat? Mini-candy bars...

6) For destroying my Nemesis, its a tie between Karl Rove's brain in a robot alligator or a zombie-cyborg made from my roommate. Probably be best to use both then...

7) Most popular Sci-Fi/Classic Novel mash-up movie idea was Dumas' The Three Rockateers...

8) Bad Super-Hero Idea (Take 2): Drunken, Racist, Suburban Housewife Woman. Plus a bonus poll result showing the Comte de Mink is the most popular of the Weasel Lineage of Heroes...

9) Three way tie for showing them all. So obviously that means the Not-Mad-At-All Plan will involve a robot army, otter pups, 18 million tiny whirling devices, poison frogs, a selection of roses, a riddle fiendish in its intricacies, passages from King Lear, the power of STEAM and the ghost of Bud Abbott...

10) Another tie, as the best way of gaining revenge from beyond the grave is either your own re-animated corpse or bees. Maybe the revenant can spit bees?

You know if they both weren't really crazy people, Sylar and Ellectronica make a really cute couple...

[Poll #1273881]

Why the fuck did you add them to the show to only use them as fodder? Gods fucking damn what a waste...

indigoskynet, what was it you called Sylar last week? The Poor Woobie Monster?

( Heroes spoilers )

Mohinder goes hardcore. Coooooool...

Edit: Ando yay!

FBI dumb! Boo!

2nd Edit: Well at least thats the end of Peter's stupid haircut. I hated that haircut...