A Descent into Dullness

1. People want to see A Tale of Two Cities meets The Terminator.

2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.

3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.

4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.

5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.

6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.

7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.

8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.

9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!

10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.

BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...

Oh Fileberto's sausage burrito why were you so evil? Yes you seemed tasty as I ate you, but as my poor abused toilet can attest you were pure evil indeed. Oh the smells. The horrible horrible smells...

Starburst's are good for you right? It says "fruit" chews. And fruit are healthy snacks. So that means Starburst are healthy snacks. Right? RIGHT?

1) Darth Chewbacca, the Sith Strangler must face Sugar-Coated Macaque Putin

2) The preferred minor super-power would be the ability to speak both turtle AND tortoise

3) I shouldn't eat succulent babies. Which is totally unfair as they're SUCCULENT. Those are the BEST ones!

4) Popeye's financial plan is seen as the best for the nation

5) KRACKADOOOOOM!

6) The perfect gift for a loved one is to destroy their enemies

7) Results for who killed Mr. Body are inconclusive

8) Over a 1/4 of you don't want me to have a monkey butler. This makes me sad. And angry. And determined. MONKEY BUTLER YOU WILL BE MINE!

9) Its a toss up as to which would be scariest to find in your closet, bees or big spiders

10) Mork as the best roommate? Really? Williams during his coke years?

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I am weak. I have eaten two candy bars. They were delicious. But when my feet fall off, feel free to point and laugh. Mmmm. Alliteration...