lurkerwithout: (eastman)
So thats what Johnny Depp is like when he isn't overacting. Its been so long I'd forgotten. Good movie, nice mystery twists, not the best score, but excellent acting all around. Even Josh Gad!
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
The finale, well perfectly fine, lacked some of the emotional punch of the previous movies.  I mean part of it is knowing several of the big "shock" deaths were coming.  But there wasn't a lot of connection with most of the deaths during the final assault on the Capitol.  I mean I know Katniss' new squad of Army pals had names, but I just thought of them as Expendable NPCs #1-5.  A couple of her returning sidekicks had a little more heft to them.  Oh and the scene towards the end with the cat still got to me, a combination of resonance with the book and Jennifer Lawrence really is an outstanding actor.

As for the action stuff it was mostly ok, with the running battle with Mutt-ghouls in the sewers being the only one that really rose up...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
Like all right thinking people I fail to see why this had to be three movies. But on the plus side the superfluous Necromancer stuff meant that we got a Galadriel/Elrond/Saruman vs. Wraith Kings rescuing Gandalf fight. Christopher Lee didn't really get to do a lot of ass whuppin' in the previous trilogy. Plus I really enjoyed seeing Billy Connolly as Dain, smushing orcs with his hammer and riding his battle hog. And the opening sequence between Smaug and Bard was pretty intense. Overall a good movie for a needless cash grab...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)

PTSD Katniss is front and center here, as she is put up as the symbol of the rebellion.  Lawrence is especially good at swinging between angry hero and traumatized survivor.  Evil President Snow doesn't get to really push his super evilness, beyond ordering a bombing run on rebel hospital.  Though he does get revealed as having literally pumped out some the Games winners to prominent Citizens.  Also some good rebellion in action sequences involving the timber District and the power-generating Dam District...

lurkerwithout: (Book on bed)
Really procrastinating on these now. *sigh*  Anyways, lets start with the free-range short fiction.  Seanan McGuire's IM is part of her "InCyrptid" series.  Sadly it feels more like a pro or post-logue than a full story. Her latest "Velveteen" story, Velveteen vs.Santa Claus, is a much stronger piece.  Even if it makes you want to punch Santa in the junk.  Ken Scholes' Jay Lake & the Temple of the Monkey King is an ok bit of pulp-parody which is likely very moving if you were one of the late Jay Lake's friends.  Ian Daffern & Ho Chi Anderson's Charcoal is a high school based tale of supernatural vengeance.  Chapter 6 by Stephen Graham Jones takes a look at the zombie apocalypse from the viewpoint of a pair of anthropologists.  Gene O'Neill's Skitterbugging is an old Traveller rpg tie-in story I came across in a back issue of Dragon.  And finally Little Knife by Leigh Bardugo is a folk tale about beauty, obsession and poor decisions in magical complusion...

A trio of short fiction anthologies for June as well. Salsa Nocturna Stories is a collection of fiction by Daniel Jose Older, a strong selection of fantasy, horror and near future.  Older has quickly become someone whose name attached to a project can make me take notice.  Like the collection Subversion, edited by Bart R. Leib.  The stories in the anthology are all on the theme of rebellion, both large and small.  The last collection, the Good Fight, edited by Scott Bachman, is by various supers e-book writers.  Some of the writers involved I was already familiar with, while the only one or two of the new to me ones seemed worth looking into.  Still free book...

Actually that should be four collections.  Almost forgot By Chance or Providence a collection of Becky Cloonan written and drawn fantasy stories.  Wonderful stuff and a pleasant surprise when it arrived in the mail as I'd long since forgotten I'd pre-ordered it...

Andy Weir's the Martian is probably one of the best hard scifi books I've read in a while.  The story of an astronaut accidently left behind on the first manned Mars mission and his struggle to survive was funny, poignant, informative and uplifting...

I've had Karen Healy's When We Wake sitting on my Kindle for a bit now.  Sort of Sleeping Beauty story using cryonics and a hard weather Australian setting.  Clever and touching and I'll have to pick up that sequel soon-ish...

Aces Wild is the latest "Capes High" book by R.J. Ross.  The books are still pretty fluffy, but are steadily moving beyond the well-treaded high school romance concepts.  Or at least expanding to be more than just that plus super powers.  Fellow supers writer Drew Hayes' NPCs steps away from the cape-set for a parody of D&D style fiction with a story where a group of village NPCs have to step into the role of quest-taking adventurers...

Doughnut by Tom Holt, explores concepts in quantum many worlds theory and how that can be best exploited for fame and profit.  I liked the Disney character/Planet of the Apes style world best...

Hilldiggers is another "Polity Space" book from Neal Asher, though this story of two warring human-descended worlds is a bit of a bridge between his regular Polity line and the Spatterjay sub-line.  Unlike Polity Agent, which is fimly in the main story-arc, with the Polity A.I.'s, their special agent Cormac and his allies continuing to work against the threat of the Jain super-nano technology...

MIchael Poore's Up Jumps the Devil and Michael Boatman's Last God Standing are both subversions of accepted Christian mythology.  The former has much of American history and expansion being guided in part by the Devil.  Less thru maliciousness, then poor impulse control, heart ache and a mischievous curiosity.  Really he's more Coyote than Lucifer.  Boatman's setting has the various divinities mostly living lives as simple mortals.  Partly because of the strong-arming of the Christian God, who wants a chance to pursue his stand-up career and maybe propose to his girlfriend.  I found myself more interested in the side-lives of the various gods mentioned in passing than the actual story though...

Tamora Pierce's Protector of the Small serves as comfort reading.  Like Bujold's lighter books or Pratchett, Keladry's story of obstinate heroism and clever animals serve to balance out some of the darker or less optimistic works...

Like Weston Ochse's Grunt Life where much of humanity has already fallen to an alien invasion of telepathic insectoids.  And only an army made up survivor guilt soldiers might have the key to our survival.  Or the even grimmer and more depressing Bitter Seeds by Ian Tregillis.  Where Nazi psychic super-soldiers created thru torturous experiments are opposed by British Chthulu-mythos style sorcerers.  It is all pretty crazy bleak.  And apparently the next two books get progressively worse.  I honestly don't have the reserves to find out for myself...

Happily Martin Millar's latest "Werewolf Girl" book, the Anxiety of Kallix the Werewolf is a much happier book.  Which is a testimony to Millar's ability to balance humor and drama, not just how friggen' dark those previously mentioned books were...

Then back into the darkness.  Well, dark-ish, with a pair of black powder fantasies.  Brian McCellan's second "Powder Mage" book the Crimson Campaign, with a new push from the evil empire backed by their possibly mad divine patron.  And Django Wexler's the Thousand Names which follows a sort-of Foreign Legion/Africa Corps company under a new charismatic officer who could be leading them to their doom or salvation...

Total Books: 20
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
The dragon looked great. And Tauriel was a pretty cool action lady. And despite all the padding the movie moves at a fast pace. And a bunch of that padding is letting the dwarves be bad ass instead of just getting captured by spiders, captured by elves, thrown into barrels and then sitting around while Bilbo talks to the dragon. But still such padding. Extra stuff with the Elves and Sauron and the graves of the Ring Wraiths and..really lots of padding. Fun and all but man. I'm betting by the end of it all it will take a whole week to watch all the Jackson/Tolkien mash-up...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
I like how they made sure to show that pretty much ALL the surviving Victors were some level of PTSD-crazy.  Even the District 1 & 2 Careerists.  Plus I forgot how much I'd liked Joanne.  And much props to Phillip Seymour Hoffman the most laid back mass murderer you'll ever meet.  Really strong acting all around...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
Ah, they cut the convention sequence.  That had my favorite line.  Plus the whole erasure from time thing.  Still this was very much a movie version of John Dies at the End.  Also I should get around to reading the sequel...

Warm Bodies

Feb. 6th, 2013 10:18 pm
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
The best description I can think of for this is..surprisingly cute. The movie version cuts out the odd zombie society/culture stuff. And downplays the whole zombies must feed on the living aspect a bit. And much of the humor comes from the incogruity of R's inner monologue vs. the external situation. But yeah, a cute and charming ZomRomCom...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
So, not unexpectedly, the latest Tolkein/Jackson film is gorgeous to look at. And its clever and funny and heart-warming and thrilling and all to be expected. The question is, are all the extra bits worth it? In the sense of making one film into three. Bilbo does a lot more than he does in the book. Even at this early point. He decides on his own to race after the dwarves to join their party. He's the one who stalls the trolls until daylight. And he gets lost under the mountain after sneaking away from the goblins. The bits with Radegast were nice and I love his sleigh drawn by oversized bunnies. But they really only add into the whole extra backstory, not the core story of Bilbo and the dwarves. Same for the meeting in Rivendell between Elrond, Gandalf, Galadriel and Sarumon. Not that seeing more Christopher Lee isn't great...

So lots of unnecessary fluff, but ENJOYABLE fluff...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
*sigh*

Well that was a big disappointment. It should be obvious to anyone who reads my end-of-month book lists for any length of time that I'm a big fan of Evanovich's "Stephanie Plum" series. And this movie version somehow failed to capture any of what makes it one of my favorite junk food reads. Heigl, as Stephanie, has like zero chemistry with either Jason O'Mara as fugitive cop Joe Morelli or Daniel Sunjata as bounty hunter mentor Ranger. And neither O'Mara or Sunjata pulls off the raw sexuality that is supposed to be oozing out of the pores of their characters. And the various supporting characters from the bad guys to Stephanie's family or friends or co-workers all feel muted. Honestly it lacks all the over-the-topness of the book characters and the sense of fun...

Really the only positive thing I can think of is that of changing crazy boxer Benito Ramirez into crazy MMA fighter Benito Ramirez...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
Beyond being a well-done adaptation, I can't think of a single bad performance from any of the cast. And I hadn't noticed from the advertising how much the actress playing Rue closely resembled one of my nieces. Which made things a bit more disturbing then expected. The only real quibble I'd have, and its a small one, is that the dogs at the end just look like big mean dogs and not the horror-inducing monstrosities described in the book...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
Guy Ritchie basically delivers what made the first movie work, while avoiding the common sequel fault of simply adding more to the point of excess. So you get the slash-y deep friendship of Law/Watson and Downey/Holmes. Plus the right mix of action, humor and a dash of pathos. And added in some great work from Jared Harris and Paul Anderson as Moriarty and Moran respectively. And lastly a wonderful delight in the addition of Stephen Fry as Sherlock's brother Mycroft...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
This third movie in the series feels..slighter..than the previous ones. And thats with what IIRC is a tacked on threat. Still Reepicheep was cool, the actor playing Eustace was pretty dead on and the monopod dudes turned out well. The rules for coming and going are even more arbitriary for this one. Especially the bit at the end where Aslan is all "You got to go back Lucy 'cause in your world I'm Jesus so go and worship me and spread the word and shit, 'k?"

Also seeing it so soon after reading Grossman's the Magician King is kind of..odd...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
So Darcy-dude. Perhaps when proposing to a lady, you shouldn't make part of it be about how you broke up your friend and her sister because her family is unworthy of him. I mean, good job on eventually making a come-back from that...

Also this was the bitchiest character I have ever seen Judi Dench play...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
An excellent ending for the film version. In fact I'd say it handled both the Battle for Hogwarts, the Snape face turn and the final Harry/Voldemort confrontations better than the book. Even the postscript doesn't feel tacked on the way it did in the book. It also felt like the director was attempting to downplay Neville's total bad-assitude at the end. In this they totally fail...
lurkerwithout: (SP Me)
1. People want to see A Tale of Two Cities meets The Terminator.

2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.

3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.

4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.

5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.

6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.

7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.

8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.

9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!

10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.

BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...
lurkerwithout: (iRead)
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Several. LotR turned out more than well. Earthsea and The Dark is Rising not so much. I liked most of Hogfather and both the C.S. Lewis adaptations. Then there are those books where I saw the movie first. Philip K. Dick's stuff is barely recognizable compared to the movies (with one exception) and while I loved the Matt Damon Bourne Trilogy I threw the first book in the series across the room in disgust...
lurkerwithout: (eastman)
While visually very imaginative, storywise not so much. Honestyly it felt like 95% of all fantasy movies with chosen ones and a mad tyrant and two armies coming smashing together. All the best lines mostly went to CGI people...

Also wearing 3D glasses with regular ones is just annoying...

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