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1. People want to see A Tale of Two Cities meets The Terminator.
2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.
3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.
4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.
5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.
6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.
7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.
8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.
9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!
10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.
BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...
2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.
3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.
4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.
5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.
6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.
7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.
8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.
9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!
10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.
BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...
Things I've Learned From Polls From Polls
Mar. 20th, 2009 02:17 am1) Darth Chewbacca, the Sith Strangler must face Sugar-Coated Macaque Putin
2) The preferred minor super-power would be the ability to speak both turtle AND tortoise
3) I shouldn't eat succulent babies. Which is totally unfair as they're SUCCULENT. Those are the BEST ones!
4) Popeye's financial plan is seen as the best for the nation
5) KRACKADOOOOOM!
6) The perfect gift for a loved one is to destroy their enemies
7) Results for who killed Mr. Body are inconclusive
8) Over a 1/4 of you don't want me to have a monkey butler. This makes me sad. And angry. And determined. MONKEY BUTLER YOU WILL BE MINE!
9) Its a toss up as to which would be scariest to find in your closet, bees or big spiders
10) Mork as the best roommate? Really? Williams during his coke years?
2) The preferred minor super-power would be the ability to speak both turtle AND tortoise
3) I shouldn't eat succulent babies. Which is totally unfair as they're SUCCULENT. Those are the BEST ones!
4) Popeye's financial plan is seen as the best for the nation
5) KRACKADOOOOOM!
6) The perfect gift for a loved one is to destroy their enemies
7) Results for who killed Mr. Body are inconclusive
8) Over a 1/4 of you don't want me to have a monkey butler. This makes me sad. And angry. And determined. MONKEY BUTLER YOU WILL BE MINE!
9) Its a toss up as to which would be scariest to find in your closet, bees or big spiders
10) Mork as the best roommate? Really? Williams during his coke years?
Friday Poll: Poll from Polls #8
Feb. 27th, 2009 03:15 amRecently its been in the news about chimp attacks. Leading some people to try and discourage me in my quest for a monkey butler. And thats just silly. I mean millions of people EVERYDAY don't have their hands gnawed off by any kind of primate. Statistically that means I'd be perfectly safe...
[Poll #1356483]
[Poll #1356483]
Neme-versary
Dec. 14th, 2008 05:19 amThe 1st was my neme-versary. A year since that menace Angelwings and I began our deadly game of cat and mouse (I'm the cat, she's the mouse). And the 12th of last year was when I first attacked her with a giant, robot bear. Ah good times. Good times...
But to make up for my forgetfulness I have hired a clan of ninja-monkeys to trash her Tower of Cosmic Meditation & Justice. Happy holidays nemesis and prepare for your doom!
But to make up for my forgetfulness I have hired a clan of ninja-monkeys to trash her Tower of Cosmic Meditation & Justice. Happy holidays nemesis and prepare for your doom!
Robinson Crusoe on Mars
Nov. 13th, 2008 10:43 amThis movie is so damned stupid. I mean even for 1964. Why the hell did I put this in my queue? Or right. Monkey in a space-suit...
Gift wish list
Dec. 17th, 2007 11:01 amNo one will buy me a monkey butler. OR a pony-car. I've thought about it and thought about it and finally figured out why. Its because you're all a giant pack of bastards. WHERE'S MY MONKEY BUTLER!
Sunday Trade: Monkey vs. Robot
Dec. 2nd, 2007 03:28 pm
Monkey vs. Robot and the Crystal of Power
by James Kochalka
Robots are going through the forest and gathering plants and animals for analysis. Sadly those things that undergo the Information Extractor Machine don't survive the process. So one plucky monkey fights his way back to freedom, damaging the power crystal for the robot's ship in the process. The robots then locate a new crystal, buried along with some monkey skeletons. So they dig up the Monkey Graveyard to get their new crystal. This infuriates the escaped monkey, who gathers his people and goes on the attack...
This is actually the second Monkey vs. Robot book. I think. Sadly, it is so far the only Kochalka book I currently own. Because really what is more awesome than reading about monkeys fighting robots? Ok, maybe its tracking down Kochalka's music and LISTENING to the Monkey vs. Robot song. Which most definitely will rock your socks off. In fact I think I'll go listen to the song again WHILE READING this book. The awesome levels may reach critical mass...
Dear Mr. Comics EiC guys
Jun. 27th, 2007 05:15 amMarvel:
“BLACK PANTHER #28
"Part 1 of 4"
It’s slobberin’ time! The New Fantastic Four just made a wrong turn on the inter-dimensional super highway -- and they’ve landed in the middle of Zombie-verse! That’s right, True Believer, if the Black Panther, Storm, the Human Torch and the Thing can’t come up with the perfect escape plan, they’re going to be the next hors d'ouvres for Zombie Galacti intent on eating the entire universe! Spinning from the pages of the mega-hit MARVEL ZOMBIES!
32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$2.99
Less zombies. More monkeys.
DC:
Less violent death of teen-agers. More monkeys.
“BLACK PANTHER #28
"Part 1 of 4"
It’s slobberin’ time! The New Fantastic Four just made a wrong turn on the inter-dimensional super highway -- and they’ve landed in the middle of Zombie-verse! That’s right, True Believer, if the Black Panther, Storm, the Human Torch and the Thing can’t come up with the perfect escape plan, they’re going to be the next hors d'ouvres for Zombie Galacti intent on eating the entire universe! Spinning from the pages of the mega-hit MARVEL ZOMBIES!
32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$2.99
Less zombies. More monkeys.
DC:
Less violent death of teen-agers. More monkeys.
