A Descent into Dullness

So remember how in the previous movie dumb ol' Tyler Labine failed to follow proper lab procedures and wandered around with Death Flu? Yeah that made him Patient Zero for 0.2% survival rate death virus. Which is why human civilization is all collapsed. Which is why the apes in the Redwood National Park have had ten years to live the simple life of Chimp-ariaons, hunting resurgent elk and building a big ol' Ewok village...

At least until a group of survivors show up looking to restart a hydroelectric dam and maybe push back the end of Human times. Wunder-ape Cesar is still in charge, and because he had a loving human daddy decides to give the whole Ape/Human Peace thing a chance. Not every named Ape from the previous movie is willing to go along with this idea of course...

1) Darth Chewbacca, the Sith Strangler must face Sugar-Coated Macaque Putin

2) The preferred minor super-power would be the ability to speak both turtle AND tortoise

3) I shouldn't eat succulent babies. Which is totally unfair as they're SUCCULENT. Those are the BEST ones!

4) Popeye's financial plan is seen as the best for the nation

5) KRACKADOOOOOM!

6) The perfect gift for a loved one is to destroy their enemies

7) Results for who killed Mr. Body are inconclusive

8) Over a 1/4 of you don't want me to have a monkey butler. This makes me sad. And angry. And determined. MONKEY BUTLER YOU WILL BE MINE!

9) Its a toss up as to which would be scariest to find in your closet, bees or big spiders

10) Mork as the best roommate? Really? Williams during his coke years?

[Poll #1058856]