Cover Shot: Takeshi Miyazawa's Empowered
Dec. 16th, 2013 05:19 pm
3 Quick Movie Reactions
Aug. 22nd, 2012 03:55 pmThe Warrior's Way: I have a feeling all the leaping ninjas and flying knives and bullets and stuff would have given me a massive headache in 3d. In regular vision they're kind of neat. Stupid but neat. Like the rest of the movie about a ninja assassin who moves to a broken down town in the Old West populated by out of work carnival folk...
Everything Must Go: Am I the only one who thinks Will Ferrel's character commits suicide right after the movie ends? I don't think I am...
Goon: The final fight, which is several minutes of Liv Schieber and Sean William Scott just beating the fucking hell out of each other is the best. Just the bloody, violent best...
Everything Must Go: Am I the only one who thinks Will Ferrel's character commits suicide right after the movie ends? I don't think I am...
Goon: The final fight, which is several minutes of Liv Schieber and Sean William Scott just beating the fucking hell out of each other is the best. Just the bloody, violent best...
Sunday Trade: Wolfpack
May. 23rd, 2010 04:40 pm
Wolfpack written by Larry Hama, pencils by Ron Wilson, inks by Whilce Portacio & Kyle Baker, letters by Joe Rosen
Oh man. This one. So let me lay out what your '87 eight bucks got yhou. A story involving a group of teenagers from the South Bronx. Slippery Sam (Jew), Slag (Black), Sharon (Black/Vietnamese), Rafael (Puerto Rican) and Wheels (White boy in a wheelchair). What do these five inner-city youths have in common? They're all ninja's in training by Mr. Mack. Who is a Black man who learned ninjitsu from a Chinese woman while in the Navy. To fight an ancient ninja cabal called the Nine. Who were a countering force for the Ten Righteous Men of Hebrew myth. Yeah. I know...
I mean man. Larry Hama and ninjas. And though I can't recall seeing anything with them recently the Wolfpack is part of regular Marvel continuity. But still. So crazy. Though seeing that the editor for the book was Ann Nocenti some of that crazy begins to make a little more sense...
Also I'm not that into the pencils but Portacio and Baker on inks? And I'll be honest. I would pay good money for a Wolfpack book set in current Marvel by Nocenti and Baker...
Things I've Learned From Polling
May. 29th, 2009 04:14 amI meant to do this Wednesday, but I completely forgot about it...
10) The Top Three Ninja True Facts Are:
-Ninjas can walk on walls.
-Ninjas can be doctors but only one has wanted to.
-Ninjas can spy on you at any time. Even when you poop.
9) Greatest Robot Folk Singer is Peter C-G3R
8) The majority wants additional seasons of Firefly, even if as comics. But thats because you're all fools who don't understand the awesome power of Manimal! Man + Animal = MANIMAL!
7) Ones a Great White whos too old for this shit. The other is a Hammerhead with a death wish and no respect for the rules. Together they're partners. Partners as SHARK COPS!
6) You people are really greedy about your back story. Greedy, greedy, greedy.
5) I also like kittens. And Ticky Boxes are what I say are Ticky Boxes. TIIIIICKY!
4) Most popular Commie is Karl Marx. Poor, poor![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crimsonjoe...
3) Most popular bedroom cosplay is Naughty Librarians. Hear thatstarmanmatt, you just need to up your Naughtyness...
2) ARROGANT AM I? MAD AM I? BASTARD AM I? That list bit is totally untrue! My parents were married a good FIVE months before I was born. Thats TOTALLY within wedlock. So there! Also, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL! I'll NEVER BE STOPPED! DO YOU HEAR ME! NEEEEEVER!
1) Most Heroic Doggie by popular acclaim is Snoopy. He was a WWI flying ace...
10) The Top Three Ninja True Facts Are:
-Ninjas can walk on walls.
-Ninjas can be doctors but only one has wanted to.
-Ninjas can spy on you at any time. Even when you poop.
9) Greatest Robot Folk Singer is Peter C-G3R
8) The majority wants additional seasons of Firefly, even if as comics. But thats because you're all fools who don't understand the awesome power of Manimal! Man + Animal = MANIMAL!
7) Ones a Great White whos too old for this shit. The other is a Hammerhead with a death wish and no respect for the rules. Together they're partners. Partners as SHARK COPS!
6) You people are really greedy about your back story. Greedy, greedy, greedy.
5) I also like kittens. And Ticky Boxes are what I say are Ticky Boxes. TIIIIICKY!
4) Most popular Commie is Karl Marx. Poor, poor
crimsonjoe...3) Most popular bedroom cosplay is Naughty Librarians. Hear that
starmanmatt, you just need to up your Naughtyness...2) ARROGANT AM I? MAD AM I? BASTARD AM I? That list bit is totally untrue! My parents were married a good FIVE months before I was born. Thats TOTALLY within wedlock. So there! Also, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL! I'll NEVER BE STOPPED! DO YOU HEAR ME! NEEEEEVER!
1) Most Heroic Doggie by popular acclaim is Snoopy. He was a WWI flying ace...
Neme-versary
Dec. 14th, 2008 05:19 amThe 1st was my neme-versary. A year since that menace Angelwings and I began our deadly game of cat and mouse (I'm the cat, she's the mouse). And the 12th of last year was when I first attacked her with a giant, robot bear. Ah good times. Good times...
But to make up for my forgetfulness I have hired a clan of ninja-monkeys to trash her Tower of Cosmic Meditation & Justice. Happy holidays nemesis and prepare for your doom!
But to make up for my forgetfulness I have hired a clan of ninja-monkeys to trash her Tower of Cosmic Meditation & Justice. Happy holidays nemesis and prepare for your doom!
Lone Wolf & Cub: White Heaven in Hell
Apr. 11th, 2008 07:34 pmLots of slow builds that lead nowhere. Until the very final climatic ninjas on skis battle. Also the soundtrack annoyed me. I suppose if you like movies where hordes of ninjas throw themselves en masse onto the heroes sword its worth a watch. Also baby carts of DOOOOOOM that have machineguns...
Be ascairt oh nemesis! Very ascairt!
Mar. 5th, 2008 08:53 pmSo it has been awhile since I plotted your destruction Angelwings. But I have not forgotten you! Oh no! There was merely a problem with the DeMonkeys. And once the Head Researcher on the project gets used to his new cybernetic chassis, I'm certain he'll be able to solve the premature explosion problem. Though I do have to devise a new means of punishment for him. Apparently 10K volts of electricity are now the only reminder to him of what it was to feel things and so he looks forward to them. Perhaps something in a nightmare hallucination esper meme?
But other plans continue unabated! Your doom is imminent! Tremble at the power of these new minions!
( AMI'S DOOM! )
But other plans continue unabated! Your doom is imminent! Tremble at the power of these new minions!
( AMI'S DOOM! )
A silly bit of fluff. Amusing and entertaining without anything else really going for it. See, when I want what people call a popcorn flik, this is what I want. Something that isn't ACTIVELY stupid. Ninja Turtles fight monsters. Especially the little red dude. Even if I can't figure out WHY he was there...
Saul was never cut out for this line of work
Also, scrolling back thru the past week, you'll find that Mr. Pierce has been putting up artist's notes each day...
Ninja Poets
Sep. 22nd, 2007 07:46 pmLacking any real content for tonight, heres Mr. Ask A Ninja dropping some mad rhyme beats on you:
I need a hug
Sep. 1st, 2004 12:21 am
Grrr...How do I make these stupid links shorter...
Anyway, this actually becomes even stupider if you've ever run into the Netizen who goes by Galanor...
