Be ascairt oh nemesis! Very ascairt!

[lurkerwithout]

So it has been awhile since I plotted your destruction Angelwings. But I have not forgotten you! Oh no! There was merely a problem with the DeMonkeys. And once the Head Researcher on the project gets used to his new cybernetic chassis, I'm certain he'll be able to solve the premature explosion problem. Though I do have to devise a new means of punishment for him. Apparently 10K volts of electricity are now the only reminder to him of what it was to feel things and so he looks forward to them. Perhaps something in a nightmare hallucination esper meme?

But other plans continue unabated! Your doom is imminent! Tremble at the power of these new minions!


DARK ROBOT AMI AND THE DARK ROBOT LEGION OF SUPER PETS!


THIS TOTALLY SWEET RIVER DRAGON NAMED PO!


A BIG SCARY RUSSIAN WITH A HAMMER! AND SOME NINJAS! AND A MYSTERY CRATE!


Er..ok. About that last bunch. See, Dr. Destructovich was having a retirement sale. And he wouldn't let me have the River Dragon Egg and the Quick Growth spell unless I took his left-over henchmen. Though he did throw in the mystery crate. Because seriously, two ninjas? Who the hell has two ninjas? Even G.I. Joe has like six!

BUT I AM CERTAIN THEY WILL BE VERY USEFUL IN CAUSING YOUR DOWNFALL!