A Descent into Dullness

1. Space Turtle and Space Pony #3 tie in popularity as pets.

2. People who are displeasing to despotic overlords should be shot out of a cannon at holidays or just plain exploded.

3. People would be most likely to watch Prohibition Cheers or Her Majesty Catherine the Great and Mr. Ed.

4. Of all the many and varied anthromorphic teen/animal hybrids, Turtle Power still ranks supreme.

5. Marc Singer, Ernest Borgnine and/or Michael Keaton seem to be the most likely to make a come-back as an action star.

6. People hate Scrappy Doo the most of all annoying sidekicks. Not surprising.

7. The most popular reason to be interested in space travel is to get off this death trap planet.

8. A) Owl knows what Owl did and B) Owl puts the lotion in the basket or Owl gets the hose again are the most popular scenarios.

9. Thrill to the adventures of Dr. Funkadelic Kung-Fu Jones, Dr. Umlaut VonMetal and/or Dr. Johnny Fever Sanchez.

10. Luthor narrowly edges out VonDoom as favoritest super-villain.

I no longer love any of you and so am breaking up with all of you. You all know why. And you should all be ashamed. DEEPLY. ASHAMED. Also I'm totally keeping all the Beatles records. Except the post-India ones. And you can keep the 4-slice toaster. Mostly because I'm pretty sure its broken...

I want to cut Dane Cook's Achille's tendons. And then kick him as he lays there screaming. Is that wrong?

I hate you most of all Scarecrow. Hate. You. Most. Of. ALL!

The drive home has left me with the urge to punch people in the face in an attempt to drive out the stupid demons. Mostly because the LEAST idiotic thing being discussed by the various morning show jocks was the Edge ones, who talked about how one of their djs had never tried fajitas until last night. LEAST STUPID. EVERY other station was discussing the jack-ass in Atlanta who kicked his wife out, because she violated their prenuptial agreement after getting too fat after having their kid...

I'll ignore that she, for SOME reason, thought it was a good idea to MARRY someone who'd spring that kind of shit on her. Or that he's denying her visitation until she can show she's trying to get less fat. No, what fills my head with hate is the number of people who 1) answer that they had a contract and a deals a deal OR 2) "I'm not that bad, BUUUUUUUT" and then list ways that they feel they or their spouse would be justified in breaking up a marriage. AND HOW FUCKING SHALLOW THOSE REASONS ARE. No longer fun. Won't go out anymore. Turned into a schlub. THIS IS THE BULL SHIT THAT PEOPLE THINK MAKES A MARRIAGE WORK? HATE! I know their are better married couples than this. Hell, just the various couples on my f-list say this isn't EVERYBODY. But still. GAH!

I'm going to rewatch the escaping panda videos again. And then take another look at these totally sweet costume redesigns for Wonder Woman. Then I can sleep without feeling like bitch-slapping the world...

Switching over from CBS to wait for Heroes to start I end up catching the last 3 minutes of Deal or No Deal. Which I think puts me at around 15 minutes total ever seen. And I have to ask. Why the fuck is this popular? Its guessing. Random guessing. What the hell America? Why are you all such damned morons? I hate everyone. Hate. Hate. Hate...

There are days when I want to round up large groups of people. The ones who annoy me with their stupid. And then have them bulldozed into a pit. But this only happens on days ending in y...

Too many links that just make me want to burn something...

So go to the people who are fueling that feeling:

flemco

indigoskynet

theweaselking

Plus of course the one left wing, pro-Democrat feed I still follow regularly...

The aftermath of Katrina was a failure by our government at every level. Yes its important to help the survivors and continue clean-up but stay angry. Of course theferret
says all this far better than I ever could...