YOU!

[lurkerwithout]

You know why everyone hates you? Because you deserve it. You're a despicable beast. A loathsome creature unfit to dwell in civilized society. You were meant to be shunned and cast-out. There is no place for you, no kind word, no gentle touch. Fear and hate and revulsion are all you inspire. Unclean, UNCLEAN!

Comments

[the-paco.livejournal.com]

Totally, yup. I also rape babies with other larger babies. And then I rape a cow with those larger babies. Then when I have enough dead babies I slaughter the cow, soak it in baby blood, and eat the meat cooked medium rare. Damn that shit is tender, it just falls off the bone. The remainder and the babies I put in stew and feed to my cities homeless population. They've given me a medal, say I'm a real good samaritan because I work so hard feeding the hungry AND saving babies from the foster/adoption system. It owns.

Kind of sucks when people figure it out though, then it's all crosses and pentagrams drawn on the floor and chanting and exorcisms and jail time and blah blah blah. It's not like it was THEIR babies in most cases. Besides, we can make more. But NoooooOOoo. I even tried to be nice and make a peace-offering baby-pie, and everyone just blew it out of proportion. Okay, okay, popping the eyes for the icing was a bit much, but that's the best part!

It isn't easy when you're evil.

[ntwrth-memberin.livejournal.com]

i don't recall asking your opinion .i.. >.< ..i.

never mind you are right-

[zerographic.livejournal.com]

Awww. Kitty wants a hug. *hug hug, kitty, hug hug*

[starmanmatt.livejournal.com]

*blushes* I thought you'd never notice.

[blockade-boy.livejournal.com]

Yikes. Definitely not one of my better employee reviews. Er, um, but I still get the $0.25 per hour payraise, right? RIGHT?!

...

I, uh, I'll just show myself out.

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

Too mean...


*bawls*