lurkerwithout: (SP Me)
1. Space Turtle and Space Pony #3 tie in popularity as pets.

2. People who are displeasing to despotic overlords should be shot out of a cannon at holidays or just plain exploded.

3. People would be most likely to watch Prohibition Cheers or Her Majesty Catherine the Great and Mr. Ed.

4. Of all the many and varied anthromorphic teen/animal hybrids, Turtle Power still ranks supreme.

5. Marc Singer, Ernest Borgnine and/or Michael Keaton seem to be the most likely to make a come-back as an action star.

6. People hate Scrappy Doo the most of all annoying sidekicks. Not surprising.

7. The most popular reason to be interested in space travel is to get off this death trap planet.

8. A) Owl knows what Owl did and B) Owl puts the lotion in the basket or Owl gets the hose again are the most popular scenarios.

9. Thrill to the adventures of Dr. Funkadelic Kung-Fu Jones, Dr. Umlaut VonMetal and/or Dr. Johnny Fever Sanchez.

10. Luthor narrowly edges out VonDoom as favoritest super-villain.
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1. A rubber haddock

2. A copy of the March 19th, 1988 Wall Street Journal

3. A small and empty cardboard box

Because future generations, yeah fuck those guys. Like I'm going to let them have any kind of insights that could free them from my despotic tyranny...
lurkerwithout: (Bag cat)
After I destroy my nemesis Ami, I will need to destroy Willow. Why? Because she won't aid me in being a Golf Champion. As we have all learned from Matt "Bagger Vance" Damon, Adam "Happy Gilmore" Sandler and Kevin "Tin Cup" Costner you need a Magical Negro or at the very least a Quasi-Mystical Wisecracking Mexican. How will I assure my world domination without a Golf Championship? Everyone knows its a required component! EVERYONE!
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The still ongoing outcry and furor over Mary Jane has reminded me of something. There are vast resevoirs of untapped anger and disenfranchisement out there. Thats the kind of thing someone with a meglamaniacal god-complex could take advantage of. To take all of these feminists and feminist sympathizers. To forge them into a powerful army, marching in lock step to fufill my demands. Melded into a powerful hive mind of groupthink only obeying me. Destroying any individual who dares question my genius. Its a plan of pure genius!

Mostly because any half-baked oposition will just blame [profile] morchades for it anyway. Because she's so mean and selfish...

Its brilliant! I'm brilliant! My own army of crazed Amazons! It can't possibly fail! With the ideal scapegoat as a distraction!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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