Writer's Block: Career paths
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1) The most popular New Year's resolution was to: Crush those who wronged me beneath my iron boot-heels.
2) The fightingest POTUS and expected champion of the Rumble in the Oval would be Teddy "The Bear" Roosevelt.
3) Say "nevermore" once more. Just once more...
4) The Next Big Thing: Either Cryptids in grade school or Vampire High School Musicals.
5) Not surprisingly Alfred is still the #1 choice in buterlin'.
6) The most popular choice in radioactive animal-bite themed character is Dr. Hedgehog. Do hedgehog's even have teeth?
7) If choosing a job based on television shows, the most popular choice is a maverick wise-cracking police consultant.
8) So its either The Secret Six/Scrooge McDuck or The Authority/Sonic the Hedgehog? Fuckin' furries...
9) Also, Sesame Street gets invaded by zombies? What is wrong with some of you? Don't answer that!
10) But in an affirmation of taste the majority wants to see Edward Cullen beaten down by groups of other vampires from fiction...
2) The fightingest POTUS and expected champion of the Rumble in the Oval would be Teddy "The Bear" Roosevelt.
3) Say "nevermore" once more. Just once more...
4) The Next Big Thing: Either Cryptids in grade school or Vampire High School Musicals.
5) Not surprisingly Alfred is still the #1 choice in buterlin'.
6) The most popular choice in radioactive animal-bite themed character is Dr. Hedgehog. Do hedgehog's even have teeth?
7) If choosing a job based on television shows, the most popular choice is a maverick wise-cracking police consultant.
8) So its either The Secret Six/Scrooge McDuck or The Authority/Sonic the Hedgehog? Fuckin' furries...
9) Also, Sesame Street gets invaded by zombies? What is wrong with some of you? Don't answer that!
10) But in an affirmation of taste the majority wants to see Edward Cullen beaten down by groups of other vampires from fiction...
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I should maybe go back to bed
Aug. 18th, 2009 04:40 pmI'm tired and cranky and I don't want to go into work and I'm annoyed by the lack of money from not having enough hours and not looking forward to the next several months of Cymbalta withdrawal symptoms. Why aren't any of you rich yet? Then I could live in your guest house and run errands. And by guest house I mean my house because I don't want to move again. But I'd totally run errands for you. As long as I didn't have to move or fly coach like a schmuck. A big fat schmuck who the airline seat belts don't fit. And then I'd have to ask for an extender. Which is embarassing. So best I use your private plane to run your errands across the country. ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
scarybaldguy could be your pilot. So look at that. A pilot and courier/slacker errand runner/lackey all set up. SO WHY AREN'T YOU RICH YET?
scarybaldguy could be your pilot. So look at that. A pilot and courier/slacker errand runner/lackey all set up. SO WHY AREN'T YOU RICH YET?Too much free time
Jul. 11th, 2009 05:50 pmOk, new job idea. Spoiled tempermental idiot. All the reality shows seem to need them. I can yell stupid crap at people for no reason. I can start drinking again. Except to excess this time. Yep. This will work...
The roommate refuses to go into cattle rustling with me. How am I supposed to find a better job if no one wants to partner up to ride the outlaw trail?
But what should be my Sphere of Influence?
Dec. 2nd, 2008 07:51 amI've decided I want to go back to school and begin a new career. I'm thinking Petty Godling, because smiting the unbelievers and the unrighteous from upon high sounds fun. Anyone know what universities offer a program in that?
Things I've Learned By Polling, part IX
Oct. 3rd, 2008 02:07 am1) In the matter of animal martial artists people would least like to fight its a toss-up between bears, tiny dinosaurs, lizards that look like people and bunny rabbits. Which shows you people are all wrong, because its bears. I've played enough Tekken 2 with Kuma to know how invincible the bear who has mastered kung fu is...
2) Everyone just wants to hug everything, provided everything is cuddly...
3) Shoot it! Shoot! Shoot it now!
4) Most people hate everybody which is only proper...
5) Favored sidekick: A really smart dog that pretends it can't talk...
6) Most terrible of alien invaders would be either Kodus & Kang or the Dire Wraiths. But think if they worked together. THE HORROR!
7) Most anticipated non-exsistent movie to tv show? Tony Stark Blows Stuff Up on the Discovery Channel...
8) Most of you feel that misunderstood and broody monsters are NOT for make-outs. More demi-evil for smooches for the rest of us...
9) Rather than talk like a pirate, people should talk like a stern but possibly naughty librarian...
10) The election of the future will be a run-off between Optimus Prime and Time Travelling Emperor Norton I...
BONUS POLLS NOT CONNECTED TO FRIDAYS!
1) I'm a terrible, horrible person who no one likes? Screw you guys! When Sgt. Nikki Fury and Her Howler Commandoes go on to become a famous movie franchise and Saturday morning cartoon we'll see who's laughing then! It'll be me!
2) British accents seem to be considered sexiest, followed by Scottish. But no one wants to tear the clothes off a Welshman do they?
2) Everyone just wants to hug everything, provided everything is cuddly...
3) Shoot it! Shoot! Shoot it now!
4) Most people hate everybody which is only proper...
5) Favored sidekick: A really smart dog that pretends it can't talk...
6) Most terrible of alien invaders would be either Kodus & Kang or the Dire Wraiths. But think if they worked together. THE HORROR!
7) Most anticipated non-exsistent movie to tv show? Tony Stark Blows Stuff Up on the Discovery Channel...
8) Most of you feel that misunderstood and broody monsters are NOT for make-outs. More demi-evil for smooches for the rest of us...
9) Rather than talk like a pirate, people should talk like a stern but possibly naughty librarian...
10) The election of the future will be a run-off between Optimus Prime and Time Travelling Emperor Norton I...
BONUS POLLS NOT CONNECTED TO FRIDAYS!
1) I'm a terrible, horrible person who no one likes? Screw you guys! When Sgt. Nikki Fury and Her Howler Commandoes go on to become a famous movie franchise and Saturday morning cartoon we'll see who's laughing then! It'll be me!
2) British accents seem to be considered sexiest, followed by Scottish. But no one wants to tear the clothes off a Welshman do they?
1. The Deadliest Game of All? Small children who've been cooped up all day...
2. Yay for rain! Also: *puddle splash*
3. Happily most respondents believe in drinking rarely, if at all, and in moderation even then...
4. To earn wealth: Work hard, spend less. Yeah. Thanks a lot for that bit of advice...
5. Most believe luck is nothing but totally random chance...
6. Best new job to try for was tie between Space Pirate and Man-candy. I figure I should become a Space Pirate to be more attractive to wealthy people looking for Man-candy...
7. Another tie for non-existant super-hero movie between Joss Whedon's Power Pack: Big Damn Heroes and John Woo's Iron Fist: Kung-Fu Mojo...
8. CLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKY
9. The best way to destroy your enemies is with a box full of kittens armed with lasers. Though I'd watchfortysevenbteg since he's the only one to pick "make friends and then betrayal!" *watches paranoidly*
10. Favorite Batman version? The animated Paul Dini/Bruce Timm one from B:tAS, JL and JLU...
2. Yay for rain! Also: *puddle splash*
3. Happily most respondents believe in drinking rarely, if at all, and in moderation even then...
4. To earn wealth: Work hard, spend less. Yeah. Thanks a lot for that bit of advice...
5. Most believe luck is nothing but totally random chance...
6. Best new job to try for was tie between Space Pirate and Man-candy. I figure I should become a Space Pirate to be more attractive to wealthy people looking for Man-candy...
7. Another tie for non-existant super-hero movie between Joss Whedon's Power Pack: Big Damn Heroes and John Woo's Iron Fist: Kung-Fu Mojo...
8. CLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKY
9. The best way to destroy your enemies is with a box full of kittens armed with lasers. Though I'd watch
fortysevenbteg since he's the only one to pick "make friends and then betrayal!" *watches paranoidly*10. Favorite Batman version? The animated Paul Dini/Bruce Timm one from B:tAS, JL and JLU...
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- animals,
- bat family,
- batman,
- career path,
- cats,
- comics,
- drunks,
- friday poll,
- kittens,
- magic,
- money,
- movies,
- polls,
- rain,
- social interaction,
- sports,
- stuff,
- super-heroes,
- supers,
- television,
- weather,
- work
Job Change
Jun. 14th, 2008 12:30 pmI have decided on my new career. I will become a wise sage. Fellfeel free to ask questions and partake in my vast store of universal truth. Just don't forget the rice.
*taps begging bowl*
*taps begging bowl*
Time for a life change
Aug. 28th, 2006 05:52 pmWho wants to get a van and a talking animal/myth/thingy and travel the country solving mysteries? I'll be the Slacker one. Now we just need the Pretty one, the Brainy one and the Leader one...
