lurkerwithout: (Dynomite Cat)
I hate the god's be damned drunks so much. SOOOOOOOOO MUCH. Last night's fun started with arguing with drunken idiots about a locked door and moved to a fire alarm being pulled and a visit from the popo...

There are times when I wish I lived in a dry county. I call those times work nights...
lurkerwithout: (Hate kitten)
"Hey when those escorts we ordered show up, make sure to send them to our room ok?"

Fucking idiots...

JUSTICE

May. 17th, 2009 02:13 am
lurkerwithout: (Sheriff Bigby)
The fish thieves were caught on camera. And so FIFTY dollars was added unto their final bill. Plus stills of them were taken and put up around the office with insulting captions...

Office Fish, you have been AVENGED! Let this be a lesson to other trawlers in the oceans of crime, fishing for naughtyness brings a terrible cost!
lurkerwithout: (Foamy)
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Not drinking you fucking alkies!

Ew

Nov. 2nd, 2008 03:32 am
lurkerwithout: (Don't wanna)
I just sold 8 or 9 lunchables. Mostly to one person. Drunks will fucking eat anything...
lurkerwithout: (SP Me)
1. The Deadliest Game of All? Small children who've been cooped up all day...

2. Yay for rain! Also: *puddle splash*

3. Happily most respondents believe in drinking rarely, if at all, and in moderation even then...

4. To earn wealth: Work hard, spend less. Yeah. Thanks a lot for that bit of advice...

5. Most believe luck is nothing but totally random chance...

6. Best new job to try for was tie between Space Pirate and Man-candy. I figure I should become a Space Pirate to be more attractive to wealthy people looking for Man-candy...

7. Another tie for non-existant super-hero movie between Joss Whedon's Power Pack: Big Damn Heroes and John Woo's Iron Fist: Kung-Fu Mojo...

8. CLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKY

9. The best way to destroy your enemies is with a box full of kittens armed with lasers. Though I'd watch [profile] fortysevenbteg since he's the only one to pick "make friends and then betrayal!" *watches paranoidly*

10. Favorite Batman version? The animated Paul Dini/Bruce Timm one from B:tAS, JL and JLU...
lurkerwithout: (SP Me)
I meant to post this yesterday. But you know, got distracted by shiny objects...

1) The majority were evenly divided between the Original D&D Magic-user and Cleric as best class. Which is odd, since the Cleric doesn't even get any spells until 2nd level in that edition...

2) The preferred method of psychic attack was mind bullets. Happily I've got a tinfoil hat. Take that Psy-Snipers!

3) The preferred method of drunk beat-downs is to go with AN ULTIMATE COMBO!

4) Most believe Death to be a cute Goth girl. At least thats the hope...

5) Favored Cheese: Sharp Cheddar

6) Best fake band name gave a four way tie between Lightning in a Bottle, The Rats in the Walls, Hillbilly University & Overclocked...

7) And another tie, this time for theoretical the Brave & the Bold pairing with Blue Beetle 3/Star Girl matching in votes with Wonder Woman/Guy Gardner...

8) Nearly everyone agrees, being the family shrink of the Stewards of Gondor & their family would suck the most...

9) Favorite 90s Fighting Game? MORTAL KOMBAT! *starts techno music*

10) Just edging out the others to get the lead as best villain partner? M.O.D.O.K! Probably because he's so cute...
lurkerwithout: (Foamy)
When I finish beating this drunk with memory issues to death I'm going to need an alibi...
lurkerwithout: (Don't wanna)
Last night of working the Super Bowl weekend. Paperwork will be very light. Which means four hours of calling cabs to send people out to get drunk and then four hours of them stumbling back. And having to call cabs for their drunk friends who just decided to tag along to the wrong hotel...

I should do a pool on how many replacement room keys I'll have to do...

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