A Descent into Dullness

Sam: You're home. Time to go out!

You know its raining right?

Sam: Out!

*opens back door*

Sam: Why is there water? Want to go out!

Door's open cat.

Sam: But wet!

Suit yourself kitty.

*closes door*

Sam: OUT!

*opens door*

Sam: Wet? No!

*closes door*

Sam: Out?

I don't think so cat...

1. The Deadliest Game of All? Small children who've been cooped up all day...

2. Yay for rain! Also: *puddle splash*

3. Happily most respondents believe in drinking rarely, if at all, and in moderation even then...

4. To earn wealth: Work hard, spend less. Yeah. Thanks a lot for that bit of advice...

5. Most believe luck is nothing but totally random chance...

6. Best new job to try for was tie between Space Pirate and Man-candy. I figure I should become a Space Pirate to be more attractive to wealthy people looking for Man-candy...

7. Another tie for non-existant super-hero movie between Joss Whedon's Power Pack: Big Damn Heroes and John Woo's Iron Fist: Kung-Fu Mojo...

8. CLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKYCLICKY

9. The best way to destroy your enemies is with a box full of kittens armed with lasers. Though I'd watch fortysevenbteg since he's the only one to pick "make friends and then betrayal!" *watches paranoidly*

10. Favorite Batman version? The animated Paul Dini/Bruce Timm one from B:tAS, JL and JLU...

Is this a thunderous rainstorm I see before me?

Why yes. Yes it is.

Everyone's all giddy and sqee like because of the rain. Hrumph. Big deal. Its just moisture falling from the...


Ah, who am I kidding?

RAIN!

RAIN!

SQUEEE!!