lurkerwithout | I should maybe go back to bed

I'm tired and cranky and I don't want to go into work and I'm annoyed by the lack of money from not having enough hours and not looking forward to the next several months of Cymbalta withdrawal symptoms. Why aren't any of you rich yet? Then I could live in your guest house and run errands. And by guest house I mean my house because I don't want to move again. But I'd totally run errands for you. As long as I didn't have to move or fly coach like a schmuck. A big fat schmuck who the airline seat belts don't fit. And then I'd have to ask for an extender. Which is embarassing. So best I use your private plane to run your errands across the country.

scarybaldguy could be your pilot. So look at that. A pilot and courier/slacker errand runner/lackey all set up. SO WHY AREN'T YOU RICH YET?