1. People want to see A Tale of Two Cities meets The Terminator.
2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.
3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.
4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.
5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.
6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.
7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.
8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.
9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!
10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.
BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...
2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.
3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.
4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.
5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.
6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.
7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.
8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.
9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!
10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.
BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...