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Jun. 15th, 2010 03:52 pmChris Sims reviews Batman XXX (somewhat NSFW)
David Brothers on DC comics, race and dummyhead Ian Sattler
Christopher Bird and "friend"apparantly don't have remote controls in Canada
Playing D&D with porn stars
David Brothers on DC comics, race and dummyhead Ian Sattler
Christopher Bird and "friend"apparantly don't have remote controls in Canada
Playing D&D with porn stars
Foolish Canadistanians
Dec. 15th, 2009 04:29 pmMoney from Canada can't be used to buy bacon. I'm pretty certain that under Internet Law where Bacon = Bestest Thing++++ that makes it utterly without value...
See ya all later
Dec. 1st, 2009 03:03 pmThe Smartass. Java emulator games for Sega, Sega Genesis and Gameboy color (useful since mine just broke down). They've got other stuff too. Now you'll have to excuse me but I've got some Shining Force to play...
The Book of Girls Are Pretty
Dec. 6th, 2007 09:27 am"You’re nine years old and today’s your very first time riding on an airplane! More than that, you’re flying all by yourself to meet your Dad in Tucson (he finally was granted visitation rights). You’ll sure be excited when that plane starts to taxi down the runway. And then when you’re in the air, they’ll even give you free soda. All you want! About half way through the flight a man will sit down next to you and ask if you’d like to join the mile high club. Don’t ask him what that means, he’s just making a grown up joke. The real reason he’s sitting next to you is your father stole several billion dollars from his government and he’s going to call your father from the airphone and tell him that unless the money is wired back into his government’s account before your scheduled landing time, he’ll detonate the explosives he’s snuck on the plane and kill everyone in flight, including you. The man is very excited to die for his country and his God, so he shouldn’t be messed with. When you’re put on the phone to prove you’re okay, your dad will give you the secret signal he taught you a long time ago, the signal that says it’s time for you to fuck shit up because the fate of many people is in your hands.
“Time for Squidward to come out and play,” your Dad will say.
You’ll hang up the phone. Then you’ll show the world that nine years is more than old enough to shove a motherfuckers nose cartilage up into his brain cavity. Good luck defusing that bomb kiddo. Thanks for flying Jerry Bruckheimer Airlines."
The Book
“Time for Squidward to come out and play,” your Dad will say.
You’ll hang up the phone. Then you’ll show the world that nine years is more than old enough to shove a motherfuckers nose cartilage up into his brain cavity. Good luck defusing that bomb kiddo. Thanks for flying Jerry Bruckheimer Airlines."
The Book
Two similar but different comics
May. 27th, 2007 05:54 amGood almost porn vs. bad almost porn. The Fortress Keeper sums up better than I can the importance of character and story-crafting in two different "sexy" comics...
Girls are pretty
Today when the rain is at its heaviest, a Bubble Bath Truck will serve to avoid a pedestrian and it will overturn on its side right outside your apartment. The tank of bubble-bath will capsize and thousands of gallons of bubble bath will leak out into the sheets of run. Within minutes, your entire block will be covered in bubbles ten feet high. All of your neighbors will run outside to play in the bubble bath. Even emergency personnel who arrive at the scene will be so excited that they finally get to play in a giant urban bubble bath that they’ll forget to save the driver of the truck, who will be the only one to die when the cab of his truck explodes. The bubbles will protect everyone else from the blast. It’s going to be a beautiful, bubbly rainy day.
And if you don’t think there are any such thing as Bubble Bath Trucks, it’s because you don’t want to believe in Bubble Bath Trucks. It’s because you’re a negative person. That's a choice you're making. Being negative. It's a choice.
Today when the rain is at its heaviest, a Bubble Bath Truck will serve to avoid a pedestrian and it will overturn on its side right outside your apartment. The tank of bubble-bath will capsize and thousands of gallons of bubble bath will leak out into the sheets of run. Within minutes, your entire block will be covered in bubbles ten feet high. All of your neighbors will run outside to play in the bubble bath. Even emergency personnel who arrive at the scene will be so excited that they finally get to play in a giant urban bubble bath that they’ll forget to save the driver of the truck, who will be the only one to die when the cab of his truck explodes. The bubbles will protect everyone else from the blast. It’s going to be a beautiful, bubbly rainy day.
And if you don’t think there are any such thing as Bubble Bath Trucks, it’s because you don’t want to believe in Bubble Bath Trucks. It’s because you’re a negative person. That's a choice you're making. Being negative. It's a choice.
