Movie Quotes X Epilogue
Feb. 12th, 2011 12:16 amThe last unaswered movie was Men With Brooms. A film starring Paul Gross, with Leslie Nelson about curling and NONE of the Canadians got it. The MOOSE Illuminati is deeply ashamed of you all and will likely be taking away your Canadian Communist Membership cards. Probably exile you all to Greenland. Such a shame...
Happy Day! Kaloo Kalay!
Jul. 1st, 2010 06:32 amA happy birthday to 
mockingbirdq even if she has to share it with the "nation" of Canada...
And a merry Canada Day to the dwellers in America's Hat who are lucky enough to share a holiday withmockingbirdq!
mockingbirdq even if she has to share it with the "nation" of Canada...And a merry Canada Day to the dwellers in America's Hat who are lucky enough to share a holiday with
mockingbirdq!
Foolish Canadistanians
Dec. 15th, 2009 04:29 pmMoney from Canada can't be used to buy bacon. I'm pretty certain that under Internet Law where Bacon = Bestest Thing++++ that makes it utterly without value...
Canadian Limitations
Aug. 26th, 2009 05:24 amDo you think Canadians get depressed that they'll never get to build space robots? I bet they do. They probably all wake up around 2-3 AM at least twice a month and just cry into their pillows about it. That would be why all Canadian pillows have to be resistant to liquid saline. Otherwise they're pillows would just rot away from the regular infusion of Never Going to BUild a Space Robot Tears. Poor, poor Canadians...
Things I've Learned From Polls #2, vol. 2
Aug. 4th, 2009 03:34 am1: Creepiest "Hero" duo? Andy Dick & Teen Andy Dick. Considering how creepy some of the other choices were that says a lot about the actor...
2: Of the various terrorist groups, Cobra would have the easiest time recruiting from you people...
3: Favorite pie is Pun'kin and adding whipped cream just barely beats out ala mode...
4: The general feeling is that either Luigi or the various "kidnapped" Princesses are the most likely in the closet...
5: I've been engaging in my top recomendation for weekend job of Sexy Beast, but so far no money...
6: Top OTP is a tie between Bert/Ernie and Dr. Quest/Race
7: The largest percentage think that Canada is best known for its polite & courteous citizens. Which just shows how they've fooled you all! Beware the North for it will be where the Commie Scourge comes from! WOLVERINES!
8: Judging by the chosen answers for the First Date poll I'm surprised at how many of you have managed to be in long-term relationships. You people is just not right...
9: Not counting all of us in denial about our Nerdiness, the most in need of scorn are either Furries or zealot members of a Fandom...
10: The largest number of voters, like me, admit to being hooked on caffeine...
2: Of the various terrorist groups, Cobra would have the easiest time recruiting from you people...
3: Favorite pie is Pun'kin and adding whipped cream just barely beats out ala mode...
4: The general feeling is that either Luigi or the various "kidnapped" Princesses are the most likely in the closet...
5: I've been engaging in my top recomendation for weekend job of Sexy Beast, but so far no money...
6: Top OTP is a tie between Bert/Ernie and Dr. Quest/Race
7: The largest percentage think that Canada is best known for its polite & courteous citizens. Which just shows how they've fooled you all! Beware the North for it will be where the Commie Scourge comes from! WOLVERINES!
8: Judging by the chosen answers for the First Date poll I'm surprised at how many of you have managed to be in long-term relationships. You people is just not right...
9: Not counting all of us in denial about our Nerdiness, the most in need of scorn are either Furries or zealot members of a Fandom...
10: The largest number of voters, like me, admit to being hooked on caffeine...
Ride Forever
Jul. 12th, 2009 11:31 amFinished Season Two of Due South. Which seems to be much shorter than the first. And ends with a clips episode. Still it does have "All the Queen's Horsemen" one of my favorite episode. One because it has the return of Leslie Nielson's character. And it has my favorite song from the many good ones of the series...
Webcomics my roommate didn't recomend
Aug. 3rd, 2008 03:28 amKate Beaton aka ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
beatonna writes and draws awesome comics. Comics about Napolean
and fat ponies
and Canada and stuff
She is very cool and I'm glad I found her all on my own with only a little help from Karen Healy and none at all from my roommatekafeixuesheng who never opened a tab to her comic and then hid my mouse to try and force me to read it. Because someone who can't remember the password to his own LJ totally could never recomend a cool new comic. I mean he bought Okatane once. Oktane! Because it had the same artist as Top 10. Who does that?
Anyway,beatonna bitchrod awesome. kafeixuesheng smells faintly of cheese and once wanted to play a midget in a Forgotten Realms game...
beatonna writes and draws awesome comics. Comics about Napoleanand fat ponies
and Canada and stuff
She is very cool and I'm glad I found her all on my own with only a little help from Karen Healy and none at all from my roommate
kafeixuesheng who never opened a tab to her comic and then hid my mouse to try and force me to read it. Because someone who can't remember the password to his own LJ totally could never recomend a cool new comic. I mean he bought Okatane once. Oktane! Because it had the same artist as Top 10. Who does that?Anyway,
beatonna bitchrod awesome. kafeixuesheng smells faintly of cheese and once wanted to play a midget in a Forgotten Realms game...
And in Disc 1 Kevin Smith goes to Canada. And it starts off with a midget and just goes onward from there. Learn about Dora the Explorer! Kevin's Dad's sex life! Feuds with Affleck! Gifts of donuts!
America vs. Canada
Apr. 17th, 2005 05:09 pmI have no actual proof on the truth in the following. I'm just cut/pasting...
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast
of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation
released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South
to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the
North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course
15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say
again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN,
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES'
ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT
VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15
DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES
NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO
ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast
of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation
released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South
to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the
North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course
15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say
again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN,
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES'
ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT
VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15
DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES
NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO
ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
