A Descent into Dullness

1. "I have at different times in my life, sold sand to an Arab and ice to an Eskimo." is the Brothers Bloom long-conned by bccreations

2. "Now you might feel a small pinch, yeah? Let me know if it hurts, alright."

Hint 1: Revenge
Hint 2: Dead daughter
Hint 3: Australia

3. "I remember the Secret Service being tougher." is RED retired by cygnia

4. "M: What are we ever gonna do with you, baby girl?
R: Kill me I guess.
M: That idea's been said already. Got any others?
R: Help me. Nobody's said that idea yet, have they? " is Winter's Bone hounded by bccreations

5. "You have to keep this con even after you take his money. He can't know you took him." is the Sting griftered by writefool

6. "Well, I worry about you and me, Judge Wilkins. I swear to God I do, 'cause if this country gets ruined... it'll be ruined by people *like* you and me. This is a territory of unimportant people; most folks around here...
[laughs softly]
can't even write their name. You and me... we're the important people. Trouble is, there's not enough of us important people to go around - we're spread thin, so sometimes, important things get ignored or don't get said. Like... take care of the little feller; see to it that he don't get ignored or cheated or insulted; make sure that his dignity does not get trampled on. Now you're feelin' bad right now, and by God, you ought to... seein' as what just happened to a decent man." is the Jack-Bull brought to justice by bccreations

7. "Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?" is Better Than Chocolate outed by poetheather

8. "The program wasn't designed to alter the past. It was designed to affect the future." is the Source Code done over by bccreations

9. "Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots! " is Rango run out of town by writefool

10. "I was just 14 years of age when a coward by the name of Tom Chaney shot my father down and robbed him of his life and his horse and two California gold pieces that he carried in his trouser band..." is True Grit hunted down by writefool

11. "Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself. " is Persepolis revolutionized by bccreations

12. "I hope life on Earth is everything you remember it to be." is Moon orbited by bccreations

13. "You failed to maintain your weapon, Son." is Harry Brown shot down by bccreations

Hint 1: Vigilantism
Hint 2: Old man

14. "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." is Inception dreamed up by cygnia

15. "Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this - 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger. And it gets you thinking. " is Wimbledon match and point by bccreations

16. "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather. " is Mystery, AK hat-tricked by bccreations

17. "Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuala, they had kids half his age, every one of them speaking Spanish. That's a hard language. " is Little Big League batted in by cygnia

Hint 1: Inheritance
Hint 2: Baseball
Hint 3: Minnesota Twins

18. "I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis." is True Romance scored by cygnia

Hint 1: Drug score
Hint 2: Falling in love
Hint 3: Trip to Hollywood

19. "V: Don't you know what "Stalin" means, funny man? Means man-of-steel. He takes from rich, and gives to poor.
Z: Yes, of course he does. Then he takes both of them, and puts them in Gulag for 25 years. "

Hint 1: Gulag
Hint 2: Escape on foot
Hint: Going to Tibet

20. "My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass." is the Imposters improved by theweaselking

Hint 1: A boat cruise
Hint 2: ACTING!
Hint 3: Woody Allen cameo

1. "I have at different times in my life, sold sand to an Arab and ice to an Eskimo." is the Brothers Bloom long-conned by bccreations

2. "Now you might feel a small pinch, yeah? Let me know if it hurts, alright."

Hint 1: Revenge

3. "I remember the Secret Service being tougher." is RED retired by cygnia

4. "M: What are we ever gonna do with you, baby girl?
R: Kill me I guess.
M: That idea's been said already. Got any others?
R: Help me. Nobody's said that idea yet, have they? " is Winter's Bone hounded by bccreations

5. "You have to keep this con even after you take his money. He can't know you took him." is the Sting griftered by writefool

6. "Well, I worry about you and me, Judge Wilkins. I swear to God I do, 'cause if this country gets ruined... it'll be ruined by people *like* you and me. This is a territory of unimportant people; most folks around here...
[laughs softly]
can't even write their name. You and me... we're the important people. Trouble is, there's not enough of us important people to go around - we're spread thin, so sometimes, important things get ignored or don't get said. Like... take care of the little feller; see to it that he don't get ignored or cheated or insulted; make sure that his dignity does not get trampled on. Now you're feelin' bad right now, and by God, you ought to... seein' as what just happened to a decent man." is the Jack-Bull brought to justice by bccreations

7. "Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?" is Better Than Chocolate outed by poetheather

Hint 1: LGBT friendly

8. "The program wasn't designed to alter the past. It was designed to affect the future." is the Source Code done over by bccreations

Hint 1: Time travel?

9. "Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots! " is Rango run out of town by writefool

Hint 1: the Spirit of the West

10. "I was just 14 years of age when a coward by the name of Tom Chaney shot my father down and robbed him of his life and his horse and two California gold pieces that he carried in his trouser band..." is True Grit hunted down by writefool

11. "Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself. " is Persepolis revolutionized by bccreations

12. "I hope life on Earth is everything you remember it to be." is Moon orbited by bccreations

13. "You failed to maintain your weapon, Son."

Hint 1: Vigilantism

14. "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." is Inception dreamed up by cygnia

15. "Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this - 118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better and younger. And it gets you thinking. " is Wimbledon match and point by bccreations

16. "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather. " is Mystery, AK hat-tricked by bccreations

17. "Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuala, they had kids half his age, every one of them speaking Spanish. That's a hard language. "

Hint 1: Inheritance

18. "I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis."

Hint 1: Drug score

19. "V: Don't you know what "Stalin" means, funny man? Means man-of-steel. He takes from rich, and gives to poor.
Z: Yes, of course he does. Then he takes both of them, and puts them in Gulag for 25 years. "

Hint 1: Gulag

20. "My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass."

Hint 1: A boat cruise

The last unaswered movie was Men With Brooms. A film starring Paul Gross, with Leslie Nelson about curling and NONE of the Canadians got it. The MOOSE Illuminati is deeply ashamed of you all and will likely be taking away your Canadian Communist Membership cards. Probably exile you all to Greenland. Such a shame...

4. A detective

17. A sport

19. A romantic relationship

I don't think anyone is going to get the last Movie Quotes choice. I mean the odds of anyone else having even SEEN the movie its from are pretty long...

Remember no cheating!

1. "Miss Belair, if you feel compelled to grab part of my body and shake it before you can even be friendly, you've got far worse problems than you think I have."

2. "Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!" is Burn After Reading found out by creativedv8tion

3. "Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long and I miss the cape. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all." is Batman: Return of the Joker darkknighted by yendi

4. "You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down." is Heat grand thefted by thebitterguy

5. "I'm 'bout to go like Jesse on you're ass. I'm goin' to find me some other black ghosts and then organize a march. The African American Apparition Coalition. The A-double AC." is The Frighteners scared up by coyo_kokopelli

6. "I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer." is Dazed & Confused smoked up by mishamish

7. "When someone says that they have people everywhere, you expect it to be hyperbole. Lots of people say that. Florists use that expression. It doesn't mean that they have people in the bloody room." is Quantum of Solace killed under liscense by thebitterguy

8. "This movie is for me. There we are, you and me. Why did you do that? Or why did I do that? You made my dream come true. I asked for it. I promised you something in return and I haven't delivered yet. You win, I lose. Unless... the path you've set for me is full of hurdles where the answer comes before the question. Yeah I do that. Now I know why. It's the cure, from what I've seen here. It all makes sense. It makes sense to those who understand. So... America, poverty, stealing to eat... stalking producers, actors, 'movie stars', going to clubs hoping to see a star, with my pictures, karate magazines. It's all I had. I didn't speak English. But I did 20 years of karate. 'Cause before I wasn't like that." is JCVD high-kicked by creativedv8tion

9. "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."

10. "Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend." is Kung Fu Panda kung fued by thebitterguy

11. "Computer, define 'dancing.'" is Wall-E brought home by yendi

12. "A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me." is Romeo & Juliet tragically brought down by mishamish. And its the DeCaprio/Danes one...

13. "Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?" is UP carried away by creativedv8tion

14. "He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using." is The Princess Bride inconcievabley gotten by mishamish

15. "I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot." is Monsters, Inc spooked by furikku

16. "Staple gun... Not so bad on the way in, except it's a little scary, you know - you got this metal thing pressed up against you. Gonna leave some marks, have to deal with a little blood loss." is The Wrestler pinned by theweaselking

17. "Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job." is A Simple Plan found in the woods by creativedv8tion

18. "That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood." is Dead Man hunted to the ends of the Earth by jack_darke

19. "Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?"

20. "Well, that's 'cause he's the television version. America isn't ready for the real me."

Man, I didn't think the quotes or movies were any more obscure than before. But this one isn't seeing the answers come in like the previous ones. So some big hints on the unanswered then...

1) "Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."

Hint 1: Vampires!
Hint 2: COWS!

2) "One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat." is There Will Be Blood drunk down by creativedv8tion

3) "Fucking cops. This is just unbelievable. The whole force standing outside the house, guarding the sidewalk with their arms crossed. I mean, are the kidnappers coming back?" is Gone Baby Gone found and brought home by bcccreations

Hint 1: Boston!
Hint 2: OLDER BROTHER DIRECTS LITTLE BROTHER!

4) "We're not in therapy now- we're in real life." is The Savages put away by bcccreations

Hint 1: Dad!
Hint 2: MOVING DAD INTO SENIOR CARE FACILITY!

5) "The Han River is very broad, Mr. Kim. Let's try to be broad-minded about this. Anyway, that's an order. So, start pouring."

Hint 1: A River!
Hint 2: DEATH FISH!

6) "We don't want Tiffany's. We want a Mom and Pop operation, in a busy place, on a Saturday when the week's takes go in the safe. We both worked there. We know the safe combinations. We know the burglar alarm signals. We know where everything is. I figure, between the week's take, the jewelry and the cases, the vault, there's a $500,000 haul. I figure probably six. The old dumb old lady that works there, she's alone till noon. She's not going to be a problem."

Hint 1: Brothers!
Hint 2: STEALING FROM THEIR PARENTS!

7) "Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling?" is Juno knocked up by bcccreations

8) "It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing? " is In Bruges sent out of town by brewmoo

9) "This is our city! Whoever they send here, we're gonna catch them, we're gonna cook them, and we're gonna eat them!" is Doomsday inoculated by dunkelza

Hint 1: Disease
Hint 2: ROAD WARRIOR STYLE PUNK CANNIBALS VS. CRAZED REN FAIRERS!

10) "I saw that look on a woman's face before. Her name was Annette. I made sweet sweet love to her all through the summer of 1948, and she had that look on her face all through the fall." is Waitress baked up by bcccreations

Hint 1: Baby!
Hint 2: PIES AND ADULTERY!

11) "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" is Kelly's Heroes stolen away by writefool

12) "So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it. Okay, I'm signing out. " is Sunshine reignited by windswept

Hint 1: Space!
Hint 2: SPACE MADNESS JEOPARDIZES SAVING THE WORLD!

13) "I may have found a way out of here." is Escape From Alcatraz busted out by ellakite

14) "Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives YOU just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!" is The Dirty Dozen made expendable by writefool

15) "You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup. " is Charlie Wilson's War bought and paid for by bcccreations

Hint 1: Guns!
Hint 2: THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF AFGHANISTAN!

16) "You think I want to fuck with your happiness, Bernie? That hurts me." is The Cooler bet on by creativedv8tion

17) "It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. " is Repo Man repossessed by brewmoo

18) Cop 1 "You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him?"
Cop 2 "I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me." is No Country For Old Men hunted down by brewmoo

Hint 1: Money!

Hint 2: SOCIOPATH WITH A TERRIBLE HAIRCUT!

19) "That's right, I did. I killed him. He fucked up one too many times, so I put a bullet in his eye. Then, I put two more into him just to make sure. Now, that was somebody I loved; I loved him! But I got the call, I put him down like a sick animal. So, if you got doubts about what's gonna happen if you don't deliver, let me tell you something. I'll make gravy out of your little girl just to season that Black Irish cocksucker's meat. You do what you're supposed to do, young man. You do it now. " is Nick of Time assassinated by bcccreations

20) "I feed like an old man pees - sometimes all at once, sometimes drop by drop. " is Shadow of the Vampire drained by bcccreations and jack_darke

Hmmm. Three of the unguessed movies feature one of my favorite actors. He's been working a lot lately hasn't he?

Ok, for those who've forgotten:

A) Post a quote from a favorite movies (originally 15 or 16, but I do 20)

B) People respond in the comments with the movie the quote is from

C) No cheating with the internets, because we'll all know and you don't want to be shunned as a dirty, dirty cheater right?

1) "Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."

2) "One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat." is There Will Be Blood drunk down by creativedv8tion

3) "Fucking cops. This is just unbelievable. The whole force standing outside the house, guarding the sidewalk with their arms crossed. I mean, are the kidnappers coming back?"

4) "We're not in therapy now- we're in real life."

5) "The Han River is very broad, Mr. Kim. Let's try to be broad-minded about this. Anyway, that's an order. So, start pouring."

6) "We don't want Tiffany's. We want a Mom and Pop operation, in a busy place, on a Saturday when the week's takes go in the safe. We both worked there. We know the safe combinations. We know the burglar alarm signals. We know where everything is. I figure, between the week's take, the jewelry and the cases, the vault, there's a $500,000 haul. I figure probably six. The old dumb old lady that works there, she's alone till noon. She's not going to be a problem."

7) "Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling?" is Juno knocked up by bcccreations

8) "It's a fairytale town, isn't it? How's a fairytale town not somebody's fucking thing? " is In Bruges sent out of town by brewmoo

9) "This is our city! Whoever they send here, we're gonna catch them, we're gonna cook them, and we're gonna eat them!"

10) "I saw that look on a woman's face before. Her name was Annette. I made sweet sweet love to her all through the summer of 1948, and she had that look on her face all through the fall."

11) "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" is Kelly's Heroes stolen away by writefool

12) "So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it. Okay, I'm signing out. "

13) "I may have found a way out of here." is Escape From Alcatraz busted out by ellakite

14) "Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives YOU just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!" is The Dirty Dozen made expendable by writefool

15) "You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup. "

16) "You think I want to fuck with your happiness, Bernie? That hurts me." is The Cooler bet on by creativedv8tion

17) "It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. " is Repo Man repossessed by brewmoo

18) Cop 1 "You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him?"
Cop 2 "I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me."

19) "That's right, I did. I killed him. He fucked up one too many times, so I put a bullet in his eye. Then, I put two more into him just to make sure. Now, that was somebody I loved; I loved him! But I got the call, I put him down like a sick animal. So, if you got doubts about what's gonna happen if you don't deliver, let me tell you something. I'll make gravy out of your little girl just to season that Black Irish cocksucker's meat. You do what you're supposed to do, young man. You do it now. " is Nick of Time assassinated by bcccreations

20) "I feed like an old man pees - sometimes all at once, sometimes drop by drop. " is Shadow of the Vampire drained by bcccreations and jack_darke

#8) Gangsters! Also Harlem! Starring Lawrence Fishbourne!

#9) Brits! Also revenge! Starring Michael Caine!

#18) Civil unrest! Also radio! Starring Don Cheadle!

Hints for the most recent unguessed movie quotes!

#2) Guns!

#8) Gangsters!

#9) Brits!

#12) Sisters!

#18) Civil Unrest!

#20) Trains!