Happy birthday to seanmonster and happy turtle/footwear anniversary...

Yoinked from wookiemonster (warning for swearing and sex talk)

Today marks the birthday of seanmonster as well as the anniversary of me posting a video of a turtle having sex with a shoe. This video:

Sadly, people this would work for are probably on my friends list...

Two things. 1. Turtle sex noises are horribly amusing. And 2. compared to body size that turtle has a massive wang. I feel that the phrase "Hung like a turtle" now needs to enter the vernacular as a compliment...

Stolen from furikku

Comment with a fandom that I know and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:

The importance of taking things slow. (NSFW)



ETA: Also, why some people can't have a penis...

[Poll #995217]

*sigh*

I wish there was a way to edit polls. That last line choice should be "None, because my pride and self-worth are more valuable than mere monetary blandishments"...