I don't think this is true for everybody

[lurkerwithout]

Sadly, people this would work for are probably on my friends list...

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[thekamisama.livejournal.com]

I know of at least one instance where "Transform and roll out!" was a fun addition to the festivities.

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

"Unf unf unf unf unf...YO JOE!"

[starmanmatt.livejournal.com]

See, I'm glad I have a nice normal fetish like having a girl dressed as Shelia from the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon doing a striptease while I eat an apple pie.