A Descent into Dullness

Dear pornographic comics peoples. Please less rape. Porn should not make want to go out and stab people. Thank you...

I have no words. Except these: Not Safe For Work

So I'm wandering around Technorati, checking out links back to myself. Because I'm bored. And I like attention so I enjoy seeing when people notice me. And I've noticed that every month or so I get linked by some random Brazillian or Columbian pr0n site. Does anyone else have this happen? Is it just me? What in the world draws their attention? Sure, I'm a sexah devil of awesome, but are my words even MORE sexy in the Spanish? Can they inflame horny Central and South American men into handing over credit card information?

And if they do how can I cash in on that?

For those not in the know, the above is a new Mary Jane statuette coming out. Which has already apparantly sold out. This baffles me. I'm a hetersexual dude who owns stacks of actual porn. And megs of virtual porn. Who even pays a monthly fee for yet more porn. And I can't wrap my head around the people who buy these statues. I can barely comprehend buying the TASTEFUL ones. The ones that don't earn you shameful glances from your mom. These statues cost anywhere from a hundred to five hundred dollars. And the most popular ones seem to be those like the MJ one above or the White Queen one or the travesty of a Big Barda one (where they make her a bikini clad sex kitten, rather than one of the most powerful bad-asses in the DC 'verse)...

I mean the statues aren't even GOOD porn! Do you know how much girl-on-girl smut I could get for the cost of one these things? I don't know either, but I bet its a lot...

From his majesty theweaselking
Every Playboy Centerfold. Ever.

Sleepy. Time to read some porn and then crash out...

Edit: If its about graphic sex I consider it porn. Whether its slashfic, issues of XXXenophile or Debbie Does Dallas...