A Descent into Dullness

Tired. Going back to bed. Have a poster...

For those not in the know, the above is a new Mary Jane statuette coming out. Which has already apparantly sold out. This baffles me. I'm a hetersexual dude who owns stacks of actual porn. And megs of virtual porn. Who even pays a monthly fee for yet more porn. And I can't wrap my head around the people who buy these statues. I can barely comprehend buying the TASTEFUL ones. The ones that don't earn you shameful glances from your mom. These statues cost anywhere from a hundred to five hundred dollars. And the most popular ones seem to be those like the MJ one above or the White Queen one or the travesty of a Big Barda one (where they make her a bikini clad sex kitten, rather than one of the most powerful bad-asses in the DC 'verse)...

I mean the statues aren't even GOOD porn! Do you know how much girl-on-girl smut I could get for the cost of one these things? I don't know either, but I bet its a lot...

I didn't make these, just found them somewhere.

( Cut for slight bigness )

Site that lets you make your own motivational posters.

My first attempt: