Turtle Pr0n!

[lurkerwithout]

Two things. 1. Turtle sex noises are horribly amusing. And 2. compared to body size that turtle has a massive wang. I feel that the phrase "Hung like a turtle" now needs to enter the vernacular as a compliment...

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[mockingbirdq.livejournal.com]

I just watched that video with my son in the room. His comment? "Awww. The cute little tutle is singing. And his tail is sticking out!" Note I did not correct him.

I now want to get him a pet turtle ;)

AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!

[ellakite.livejournal.com]

I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!!!


I NEED BRAIN BLEACH NOW NOW NOW NOW *N*O*W*!!!!!11!1!!

[karenhealey.livejournal.com]

BEST. SEX. NOISES. EVER.