How to make Ep3 not suck.

Ok, heres how to make this movie not suck. First off, fuck continuity with the next three. That ships already been pillaged, blown up and sunk to the bottom of the sea by the prequels and "fixed" versions.

So have Queen/President/Whatever Amadolly knock da boots with Mace. Mace is the secret father of Luke & Leia. Anakin the Whiny dons the Vader armor, tries to be badd ass but is still to whiny. So Mace steps up as baddest mofo in all the Galaxy and slices Anny up.

Then Mace dons the armor and becomes Vader. Then Vader goes and kills all the Jedi. Except for Obi Wan and Yoda who hide out in caves.

Plus this explains why Vader doesn't remember Tatooine or the droids. They mean nothing to Mace.

Ta da!

Non suckitude.

New Comics Day

Life is all about the simple pleasures. Like sitting down to a big ass bowl of chicken lo mein with a side of crab puffs and 3 of the best written mainstream comics out there. Keep that written comment in mind, its important for later.

First up is Fables. Before we get to the story, lets take a moment to mention James Jean's cover art. Its FANTASTIC. A marvel of simplicity and grace. Now on to the comic. This issue is all about Snow & Bigby's kids. And to some extent their extended family. Like, for example, it looks like Bigby's dad, the North Wind has moved onto the Farm to spend time with the grand-kids. Though I still wonder HOW he got to the "real" world from the Homelands.

Next up is 100 Bullets which concludes the Wylie story arc. And it does it in a way that pays off everything. This was dark and brutal and hard-core. Just luverly, simply luverly.

Lastly is the new Green Arrow. This issue Mia/Speedy joins the new Teen Titans. And the dialogue and the interactions going on here make me forgive them for starting with Highrise, a knock off of Marvel's Stiltman. Yeah, Stiltman. But the story makes up for it. Unfortunately Phil Hester is no longer drawing the book. Its someone named Tom Fowler. And he's crap. Total and utter CRAP! I mean you have this gorgeous cover with Ollie and Mia and the Titans and then you open the book and its SHIT!

*sigh*

Oh well. But since it was a pretty light week, I also grabbed another Usagi Yojimbo collection. Have only flipped thru it so far, but its got a crossover with TMNT, which sounds nice. Oh and grabbed the 1st Sin City trade. Because for some reason I didn't own it. I've got To Hell & Back, but I didn't have Sin City. :shrugs:

Fight Cast or Evade

And tonight we finish catching up on the archives for Fight Cast or Evade . Its kind of a fantasy/gamer/furry comic, but without any of the meta-jokes you normally find in a gamer comic like Order of the Stick or Once Upon a Table... . And while its a furry comic, its not the focus of the strip.

This isn't the funniest, but its characters have a depth to them thats attractive. Plus I liked watching how the arts approved over the years. Its still not the best, but it gets better. I especially love how Trepal's been doing the character's feet.

Out of left field

Watching "Law & Order" and Serena's last line:

"Is this because I'm a lesbian?"

WHAT THE FUCK!?! Where the hell did that come from?