Stupid cold is still lingering. Mostly in a nagging cough that is keeping me from getting much in the way of sleep for the last week. But ignoring that, hoping everyone is having a good start to the new year. Hopefully it being my days off will let me rest up and finally put this holiday sickness away...

1. People want to see A Tale of Two Cities meets The Terminator.

2. The principal use Time Travel has is for attaining Profit.

3. Even more than a shark or Sith Lord, no one wants Edward Cullen as a roommate.

4. Most popular comic strip movie choice is Beetle Bailey: AWOL. I see Matt Damon attached to it.

5. The main reason none of you selfish people have sent me my monkey is because you keep irradiating them in an attempt to create criminal super-apes.

6. Pixar's Duck Tales would in fact be the shit.

7. Instead of feeling sick it would be better to have a head full of sexiness, yummy pie or a Summer's day.

8. The use of time portals to summon dinosaurs will be stopped by a mastery of bureaucratic red tape and civic regulations combined with having a teen side-kick.

9. Full! Contact! Calvinball!

10. I should eat rye bread, shredded cheese and dry cereal? You people are just weird.

BONUS! You all think foot biting is the most common way for my cat to communicate. You're wrong. Its like 3rd at most...

Going out for more medicines in a bit. 'Cause of the still being sick thing. So if I don't post for a couple days its probably 'cause I've choked to death on my own snot while in a coma. So one of you make sure to get a hold of my mom if that happens so my cat isn't forced to survive by eating my bloating corpse...

Sunday Trade will probably be delayed until tomorrow. I'm down with a flu or something and can't remember the word thingies I was going to use...

You know whats best? Getting sick the very last night of your vacation...

Am sick. And at work. Stupid no sick days. So to punish everyone in the world for me having to be sick AND work I'm going to lick everything. That way EVERYONE ELSE GET SICK! Let the plague go forth and spread o'er the land!

Taking a night off from work as my lungs are clogged with mucus. Tremble before me, for I have become the MIGHTY SNOT LUNG!

*falls down*

While I'm happily no longer running for the bathroom every twenty minutes, I still feel like I've been run through an old washer press. Who wants to come and finish up my shift? Nearly all the paperwork is done. It'll be fun. I can take a nap and you'll be able to watch the desk. Ok and maybe alphatize some old reg cards. And a couple other things. But its nothing. It'll be like a fun game...

Awake again. Head hurts. Nose can now make disgusting snerking noises when I breathe. Wheee!

Man, either the beef jerkey or the chicken caesar salad I had earlier is soooo not agreeing with me...

*Runs off to the bathroom for the third time*