A Descent into Dullness

MST3K: Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
MST3K: Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II : So David Carradine, as the heroic the Dark One, and his exotic dancer wife and the comedic incompetance of the "heroic" wizard leads actually elevate this to Hawk the Slayer levels of terrible.

Master of None, s.2 : I know not everyone likes them, but some of my favorite bits involve show runners Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang's parents.  Sure they can't act and thus give very stiff line readings, but that adds to their charm for me.  And while I didn't hate Francesca, her latter story lines definitely felt the weakest.  Hopeful that Ansari and Yang do a 3rd season.

Mostly more of the MST3K relaunch.

MST3K: the Time Travellers
MST3K: Avalanche: Avaaaaaaaaaalanche
MST3K: the Beast of Hollow Mountain: Dullest cowboy vs. dinosaur movie ever.
MST3K: Starcrash
Chewing Gum: British comedy, so only 6-episode season. 20-something poor black woman and sex, drugs and family.
MST3K: the Land That Time Forgot: Before we even get to the dinosaurs (which of the three dino-themed movies so far, actually look the best) we have a U-Boat torpedo a ship. The survivors of that ship (including the token American hero and lady love interest/biologist) then capture the U-boat. Then the Germans take it back. Then by the time we get to the lost continent the Allied side is back in charge with no explanation.

Once there was a lonely giant, gila monster. Who wandered the scrublands never really hurting anybody. Except for some people who got dragged off and eaten. And that train crash. But aside from that. But the world is full of people. And not so full of giant, gila monsters. Which is why some jerk teens, with their drag racing cars and rock and roll music, had to go and blow up the poor lizard. Who had never done no one no harm. Except those people it ate. Who really, on a global population percentage wise, barely counted at all...

Roger Corman teaches an important lesson. When four escaped female convicts are searching for diamonds in a swamp its important they cut their jeans into short shorts to show off their legs to their male hostage...

Also Tom Servo is unlucky in love. Poor, poor Tom. Smart, smart Gypsy...

1. Space battle sequences ripped off entirely from classic BSG episodes.

2. There is some guy named Kalgon who is evil.

3. There are weird Space Witches.

4. Space Discos require people to use hula hoops.

5. Nothing about this damn thing makes any kind of sense.

6. Skits with Pearl, Ape Guy and Albino Brain Dude = NOT FUNNY

Messing around on the computer while I have MST3K going on in the background. Right now its "Hercules Unchained". So very, very bad. Man I miss this show...