MST3K: The Giant Gila Monster

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Once there was a lonely giant, gila monster. Who wandered the scrublands never really hurting anybody. Except for some people who got dragged off and eaten. And that train crash. But aside from that. But the world is full of people. And not so full of giant, gila monsters. Which is why some jerk teens, with their drag racing cars and rock and roll music, had to go and blow up the poor lizard. Who had never done no one no harm. Except those people it ate. Who really, on a global population percentage wise, barely counted at all...

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Relax! Put your leg up!