Self-pity

[lurkerwithout]

Man, my head hurts. Probably blood pressure from too high blood sugar. Shouldn't have eaten all that pasta yesterday or those couple of cookies last night. I am dumb. A dumb person who is going to need cyborg feet. And maybe a replacement head. They can get me one of those right? Something with lasers? And some rocket skates for me feets?

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[the-outlaw.livejournal.com]

Surgery alters Clegg's health, view on power insurers have

Read that article, then make plans to move to New Hampshire and get a job with benefits. :)

[blockade-boy.livejournal.com]

I don't have the dough for rocket skates, but maybe I could whip up one of those Spider-Woman "webbed armpit" thingies that would let you glide on air currents. Just steer clear of archery ranges and jet engines.