Just a hypothetical, theoretical kind of situation.

[lurkerwithout]

If I were to stealsalvagelegitimately come into possession of a spaceship with intergalatic FTL capabilities who would be interested in giving up their pedestrian, ho hum life to become a space pirate?

Comments

[scarybaldguy.livejournal.com]

Can I bring teh kittanz?

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[scarybaldguy.livejournal.com]

Great! Sign me up for Public Relations.

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

I'm free on weekends.

[iamza.livejournal.com]

Does the spaceship come equipped with a suitable airlock for those inevitable 'walk the plank' moments, and does it have its very own skull and crossbones?

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Space Arrr!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Other than the fact that I'm far too polite to be a proper pirate, I'm there.

[kail-panille.livejournal.com]

Pirate? Sign me up for the Cognitive Dissonance squad. "No, we're not pirates, really, I mean, sure there's the skull and crossbones and the taking of stuff from ships, but really we're explorers."

[iamza.livejournal.com]

"Peaceful explorers. The swords and cannons are (mostly) for show. See, we have rum. Lots of rum. We're spreading the joy, really."

[ntwrth-memberin.livejournal.com]

O!O!O!Pickmepickmeiwannagopickpickme! I can cook... not-badly...

[cygnia.livejournal.com]

What sort of an income are we talking about here?

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Plunder! Booty! Citrus to avoid Space Scurvy!

[workerant156b.livejournal.com]

I dunno... it SOUNDS tempting, but then there's this add on Craig's list where some "so called Dr." from Latveria who's looking for full time lackey help. It pays in Euros and you get a free gun!

Do you get any benefits being a Space Pirate?

How 'bout dental??

401k?

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Pirates have no dental!

[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

I dun wanna be a PIRATE :( That sounds mean and involves stealing...

can we be a band of intergalactic heroes instead? :D

OR OR OR

You can be the good pirates that rescue me as the Princess of Destiny™, and have to protect me from the villainous empires after me and stuff as we race off to save the universe!

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. That sounds cool.

(If we're good pirates, I'm in.)

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

How about Mostly Good? Or Well Intentioned But Misunderstood Pirates?

[frustratedpilot]

...And it is, it is a glorious thing
To Be a Pirate King! :)

[springrayn.livejournal.com]

OH!OH! ME!ME! Pick me!!!

Errr, ahem, I mean...

"Aye, Capt'n, I'd be volunteer'n."