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lurkerwithout ([personal profile] lurkerwithout) wrote2008-02-23 03:46 am
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Just a hypothetical, theoretical kind of situation.

If I were to stealsalvagelegitimately come into possession of a spaceship with intergalatic FTL capabilities who would be interested in giving up their pedestrian, ho hum life to become a space pirate?
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[identity profile] scarybaldguy.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Can I bring teh kittanz?

[identity profile] scarybaldguy.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Great! Sign me up for Public Relations.

[identity profile] seanmonster.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm free on weekends.

[identity profile] iamza.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the spaceship come equipped with a suitable airlock for those inevitable 'walk the plank' moments, and does it have its very own skull and crossbones?

[identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Space Arrr!

[identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Other than the fact that I'm far too polite to be a proper pirate, I'm there.

[identity profile] kail-panille.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Pirate? Sign me up for the Cognitive Dissonance squad. "No, we're not pirates, really, I mean, sure there's the skull and crossbones and the taking of stuff from ships, but really we're explorers."

[identity profile] iamza.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Peaceful explorers. The swords and cannons are (mostly) for show. See, we have rum. Lots of rum. We're spreading the joy, really."

[identity profile] ntwrth-memberin.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
O!O!O!Pickmepickmeiwannagopickpickme! I can cook... not-badly...

[identity profile] cygnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What sort of an income are we talking about here?

[identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Plunder! Booty! Citrus to avoid Space Scurvy!

[identity profile] workerant156b.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno... it SOUNDS tempting, but then there's this add on Craig's list where some "so called Dr." from Latveria who's looking for full time lackey help. It pays in Euros and you get a free gun!

Do you get any benefits being a Space Pirate?

How 'bout dental??

401k?

[identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Pirates have no dental!

[identity profile] lost-angelwings.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I dun wanna be a PIRATE :( That sounds mean and involves stealing...

can we be a band of intergalactic heroes instead? :D

OR OR OR

You can be the good pirates that rescue me as the Princess of Destiny™, and have to protect me from the villainous empires after me and stuff as we race off to save the universe!

[identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh. That sounds cool.

(If we're good pirates, I'm in.)

[identity profile] lurkerwithout.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
How about Mostly Good? Or Well Intentioned But Misunderstood Pirates?
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[personal profile] frustratedpilot 2008-02-24 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
...And it is, it is a glorious thing
To Be a Pirate King! :)

[identity profile] springrayn.livejournal.com 2008-02-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
OH!OH! ME!ME! Pick me!!!

Errr, ahem, I mean...

"Aye, Capt'n, I'd be volunteer'n."
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