Movie Quotes Meme 6: Revenge of the Quoted

[lurkerwithout]

As always the rules:

A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies. (Though I'm doing 20)
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.

And no Google cheating. 'Cause I'll know...

1. "Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!" is Vampire in Brooklyn sucked dry by theweaselking

2. "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?" is Galaxy Quest fanficced by theweaselking who never gave up, never surrendered!

3. "He died fast, and if we have any choice about it, that's the way we all should go out. Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare." is Pitch Black outrun and outfought by the_outlaw and spoonyone

4. "If they had told me it was going to be fifteen years, would it have been easier to endure?" is Oldboy revenged upon by the_outlaw

5. "Scary German guy is bitchin'!" is The Monster Squad vanquished by Alex Lucard

6. "What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?" is Hot Fuzz tossed in the nick by the_outlaw

7. "This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy." is Stranger than Fiction narrated by arcaneja and the_outlaw

8. "My easy-going nature is gettin' sorely fuckin' tested." is Slither metamorphosized by kazekage and spoonyone

9. "Girl: I thought you weren't renting a tuxedo?
Angry Loner: It's my dad's. He doesn't have much use for it in solitary.
Girl: Cheese cube?" is Sky High rescued by the_outlaw

10. "I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses! " is Dogma prophesized by the_outlaw

11. "Do you understand your value to the organization, Resnick?
[pause]
You're a sadist. You lack compunction. That comes in handy. " is Payback: Straight Up recouped by the_outlaw. A hint on this one, I'm looking for the Director's Cut, not the Theatrical I wish I could have found a decent quote unique to this cut...

12. "You are everything I never knew I always wanted. " is Fool's Rush In found by fate by the_outlaw

13. "Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book." is From Dusk 'Till Dawn survived by zerographic

14. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls! " is Casino Royale liscensed to kill by the_outlaw

15. "Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts." is Children of Men miracle birthed by the_outlaw

16. "Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties. " is Evolution shampooed by the_outlaw

17. "You know what? You've pulled over the wrong black man, Officer Steckler! I'm the 800 pound gorilla in your mist, fucker! I make more money in a day than you make in a whole year! And my lawyer loves sending sorryass Aryan RoboCop fuckers like you to jail! " is Strange Days shown in BTL by theweaselking

18. "My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad. " is Clerks covered by scarybaldguy who wasn't even supposed to be here today...

19. "Do you want to see a magic trick I can do with my hands? " is The Last Mimzy saved in the future by arcaneja

20. "Only the dead can know the end of war, Captain. " is Seraphim Falls hunted to the ends of the world by the_outlaw

You know whats annoying about looking up quotes for this? I've got 3 movies from netflix to watch, and now I just want to go grab stuff from my own racks...

*sheesh*
the_outlaw was a machine this time around...

Comments

[kazekage.livejournal.com]

#8 is from Slither, I think.