Moron racists: Not just for America

Sunday Trade: Groo & Rufferto

Look, I'm sure its still Sunday somewhere. For somebody. Who may or may not know how to read a calender...



By Sergio Aragone and Mark Evanier

See there is this greedy king see. And he over-taxes everyone. But he's worried about losing his money see. So one of his advisers creates a magic time-travel powder. But he tests it on a dog the king's soldiers bring him see. And that dog is Groo's dog Rufferto. So Groo stops in the one bridge connecting the town to everywhere else and refuses to move until he gets his dog back see. And at the same "time" Rufferto is having an adventure in the modern world. Which is not very fun see...

See? Its a moral lesson AND Groo's One Joke...

No words

This is Private First Class LaVena Johnson of Missouri.

Private LaVena Johnson's nose was broken, teeth were loose, one eye was concave and there were abrasions over her body. The supposed M-16 hole to the head was far too small for the revolver-sized exit wound, and was on the wrong side of her skull for a right-handed woman to have pulled the trigger. Her genital area showed evidence of acid, perhaps used to destroy DNA evidence. She had white military gloves glued to her burned hands.

Which all adds up, according to the Army coroner, that she killed herself with a self-inflicted wound from her M-16 using her off hand...

Also "Excitable Boy" was the WRONG FUCKING SONG to have playing while rereading this article...