The Velvet Vampire

Married couple Susan and Lee Ritter meet a mysterious woman at an art show. The woman, Diane, invites them out to her desert home. And then she tries to a: seduce them or b: eat them, since despite spending all her time driving around in the day in her dune buggy Diane's a vampire...

A vampire with self-control issues really. I mean she keeps eating everybody. Even her loyal servant. Show some restraint lady!

Plus the lesbian stuff NEVER pays off. Bah! Even for a cheezy 70s vampire movie this is terrible...

Swimming Pool

So this movie starts really slow. Then speeds up. And by doing so spirals into utter nonsense. I guess because if you spy on someone then they'll spy on you and get hurt and then people die and you have to cover it up and then have sex with old people which leads to your best novel ever except maybe the whole thing never happened?

Wait, what?

Bad script! Bad!

The only thing moving this from 1-star to 2 is that Ludivine Sagnier is really, crazy hot and she spends a lot of the movie naked...

Fiction reposts

Repostings of older fanfics on my InsaneJournal...

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