lurkerwithout | The Velvet Vampire

Married couple Susan and Lee Ritter meet a mysterious woman at an art show. The woman, Diane, invites them out to her desert home. And then she tries to a: seduce them or b: eat them, since despite spending all her time driving around in the day in her dune buggy Diane's a vampire...

A vampire with self-control issues really. I mean she keeps eating everybody. Even her loyal servant. Show some restraint lady!

Plus the lesbian stuff NEVER pays off. Bah! Even for a cheezy 70s vampire movie this is terrible...