The true danger of OMD

The real danger from the Marvel's "One More Day/Brand New Day" story arc is more subtle than that its the Stupidest Thing They've Ever Done (which it is. Yes dumber than Clone Saga. AND Heroes Reborn. YES.) Its that now that Joey Q is no longer distracted by fucking over Spider-Man's section of the Marvel U he might go and look out over the rest of his titles. And he might spot that the Cosmic/Adventures in Space stuff of Nova and Annihilation is filled with dangerously high levels of Total Awesome...

Hopefully he'll get distracted for a couple more years. Maybe by screwing around with all the Cool Shit Brubaker and Fraction are working on. Sure suckifying Iron Fist and Winter Soldier would be sad. But its a small price to pay to keep the Last of the Nova Corps and Rocket Raccoon safe from Joey Q...

All hail

And a happy birthday to long absent cid_ayrbourne

Is that how it works?

Today's Diesel Sweeties shows that getting constantly shot down by women causes the Gay. See, I thought you got it when a Gay secretly shakes your hand and then you get the Gay on you. And then, before you've realized it, you're running for Congress as a Republican. Thats why I never shake hands...

Stupid Minions!

One of you fools could have warned me about my nemesis's new puppy! It would have been useful to know that it was some kind of New Genesis breed BEFORE I unleashed a legion of dobsters upon her! Now they've all been eaten! ALL OF THEM!



There is such a thing as coming in under budget! You're all fired. And by that I mean I'm lighting you all on fire...

*goes off to write ad for new minions*

IMDB drift

So let us check to see if Milla Jollovich and Jason Statham ever made a movie together for dandycat. Hey, Jollovich was in the pilot for "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"? I didn't know that. Wonder what the lead from that has been up to. Oh hey, THATS who that guy was I vaguely recognized from Operation Dumbo Drop last night. Oh, no I recognized him from when he was on "Stargate". Huh. SG-1 had both McGuyver, Parker Lewis and John Crichton assigned to them. Those poor aliens never had a damned chance...