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How to get people to read your comic
Mar. 29th, 2007 02:12 amI was flipping thru various old comics blog posts and I somehow kept stumbling across variations on "How to Get More of X Readers". Where X is women or teens or kids or gay penguins or whatever. And there are various answers always posted. Mostly boiling down to, write better stuff and the readers will follow kind of thing...
They're all wrong of course. The best way to get more readers is to put a $50 bill in every issue of your comic. I guarentee your sales figures across ALL demographics will go thru the roof. Except for the gay penguin one. You need to put sardines in for them. Though since they only read martial arts comics translated into French it doesn't much matter. No one knows why this is true. But it is. You can look it up. Trust me...
Ok, off to sleep...
They're all wrong of course. The best way to get more readers is to put a $50 bill in every issue of your comic. I guarentee your sales figures across ALL demographics will go thru the roof. Except for the gay penguin one. You need to put sardines in for them. Though since they only read martial arts comics translated into French it doesn't much matter. No one knows why this is true. But it is. You can look it up. Trust me...
Ok, off to sleep...
