A Descent into Dullness

cygnia grills me this time:

1. You're trying to sell your home town as a tourist location...where would be the one place you'd recommend visiting?

Best tourist thing to do? I'd guess the zoo. Its a very nice zoo. Unless its summer, then you want to stay inside. Then its harder to say. Maybe the Heard Museum or the Phoenix Art...

2. Favorite RPG system and why?

Didn't I already answer this one? One of my favorites to run I'd say would be Paranoia. I can never keep the rules between editions straight and so make up things half the time. But its always amusing watching players turn on each other or accidently blow themselves up...

3. If you were given the reins to reboot any comic or cartoon, what would it be and how?

I'd love to get James Robinson to start writing Leave it to Chance again. That would be just awesome...

4. What has been the worse/most disappointing thing you've ever watched/read/listened to solely because someone whose work you usually liked was involved in it?

Once Upon a Time in America. So damn long. So damn boring. Even the score annoyed me. And it was the same people who had done the great "Man With No Name" movies and Once Upon a Time in the West...

5. WWE, TNA & ROH have all collapsed. From their rosters, you form your own fed. Who would be your top 5 faces and top 5 heels (singles for both, no tag teams) that you'd push?

Assuming I could also clear up any age or injury problems magically -

Face: Rey Mysterio Jr
Shelton Benjamin
Carlito Cool
Chris Jericho
Samoa Joe

Heel: Kurt Angle
Big Show
King Booker
Edge
Chris Benoit

I know you said no tag teams, but I'm picking 5 of them anyways
London/Kendrick
Styles/Daniels
Hardy Boyz
AMW
Christian/CM Punk

Asked by seanmonster

1. Who would triumph in a quip contest: Deadpool or Scud?

Deadpool's would be more likely to be on topic, even if Scud is one of the masters of the non-sequiter quip...

2. Which be more overrated: Ghost Rider or Boba Fett?

It be Fett. And I like the armored bastard...

3. Which needs to be purged from the air waves more: All forms of reality TV, or Fox News.

Since there have been reality shows I've liked in the past (Amazing Race for example) I'll say FAUX News...

4. Top three places for curry near you?

I really don't like spicy food. So I'm not sure what good Indian places are nearby. There's a great higher end Chinese joint just around the corner from me though...

5. What was the last thing that made you say "Fuck yeah!"

The Die Hard music video? Yeah, probably that...