I swear, only I can be this bizarrely clumsy. I managed to stab MYSELF in the back of the neck/top of the shoulderblades while attempting to duck under a tree to get to the water spigot. Ok, it was more of a deep scratch than a stab. But still it was bleeding for a couple minutes there and it hurt. Plus I managed to catch my shirt collar on the branch as it attacked me, so it was fun being stuck there for a bit.
Or was the tree out to get me?
*Stares at the tree*
Or was the tree out to get me?
*Stares at the tree*