Bender's Game

[lurkerwithout]

1. Mindless monster killing with over the top gore

2. Rips off Lord of the Rings

3. Rips off Star Wars

4. Orcs and orc stand-ins existing just to get chopped up by even the weakest group member

5. Lurid, perverted sex acts involving girl-centaurs

Yep. Thats Dungeons & Dragons all right...

Comments

[starmanmatt.livejournal.com]

You forgot gnomes only being useful as an entree.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

As someone who plays kobolds on occasion I should have noticed that one...