lurkerwithout | 5 Random Things Meme, finish

Ok, so it took a week to finish the last two. Anyway here they are.

springrayn gave
a1. He only knew it had to be something new and momentous, a door opening to another room
2. The Know-it-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World
3. Aubergine
4. Anticipation
5. Laboratory Mouse

Switches were flipped and dials were adjusted as if by invisible hands. Multi-colored lightnings flashed along the empty door frame. And then a steady aubergine light glowed out from the door. Professor Whiskers clapped his fore-paws as he danced a jig in gleeful anticipation. Soon! Soon the way to Dairy of Zenodatus would be open. And then all the secrets of time, space and cheese would be his!

And lastly

seanmonster posted
1. I'm doing Science/and I'm still alive
2. Voodoo for Dummies
3. Puce
4. Ennui
5. Badger

BadgerMan looked down from his perch atop the clock tower. Big Bad Voodoo Mama and Chim-Chim the Science Monkey had teamed up and were breaking into the Hall of Shiny Rocks. Probably to attempt to steal the Puce Diamond of Bangladesh. Again.

Must be Tuesday he thought with a sigh as he fired his zip line and prepared to swing down into them.