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[lurkerwithout]

I am not a happy person right now. For which I blame people. Drunk people. Immature internet jag-off people. Television Network Executives. Defensive fans of jerks. All must die. I need an Overreaction Violence Stick +5, a list of addresses and a series of alibis...

Or a substitute for sugar that actually TASTES like sugar. Fuck I want some Oreos without having to worry about getting sick for a day afterwards...

Comments

[kafeixuesheng.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Sounds like a shitty night, man. Sorry to hear it.

[qraccoon.livejournal.com]

Splenda is a pretty tasty substitute. I happen to be enjoying Kroger's no sugar added Cherry Cordial Ice Cream. It is really quite good.