Recycling

[lurkerwithout]

I am bored at work. So I will now recycle yet ANOTHER meme. Non-meme content will (hopefully) happen later in the day.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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Remember when...

[crimsonjoe.livejournal.com]

... we had that fight at McAllister's?

OK, the 2000 election was a touchy subject. And I'm sure I went over the line with that 'crybaby Gore' nonsense. But you don't mess with a man's food like that... and after the nachos ended up in my hair, I lost my temper.

Hell, it took us three months before we were on speaking terms again.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Best levels I ever lost...

[frustratedpilot]

A couple years back there was that pogo stick drag race down Hall of Fame Blvd. bradhicks bounded into that hot dog vendor's cart and made off with the umbrella, which he used to beat up mightygodking. But they both got Silly-Stringed by shadesong and she got way ahead of the rest of us. My pogo stick broke down around Magnolia Avenue, so I don't know who made it to Broadway first.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

It was wes_fantastic, wooden leg and all...

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

The Krauts has us pinned down in a trench outside of Tannenberg. I had taken some shrapnel in the leg and couldn't move. A couple of Nieuports strafed the huns, just enough to get them to take cover. That's when we had our chance to make a break for it.

I told you to go without me, but you wouldn't have any of that. You dropped your duffel and threw me over your shoulder, despite my protests. The Krauts regained their nerve just in time to take a few potshots at your backside, and I'm sure you took a hit in the keister, but you just kept on hoofin' it. You saved both our lives that day, and I'll never forget it.

Heck, it was almost enough to forgive you for knockin' up my sister.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

We'd been married for FOUR years! Learn to accept it...