Gutten day

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag to jack_darke

*runs off crying*

I no longer love any of you and so am breaking up with all of you. You all know why. And you should all be ashamed. DEEPLY. ASHAMED. Also I'm totally keeping all the Beatles records. Except the post-India ones. And you can keep the 4-slice toaster. Mostly because I'm pretty sure its broken...

R.I.P. Swayze

Patrick Swayze dead at 57.