Don't start nuthin', won't BE nuthin'

This is probably the fastest that Dana's gone straight to unadulterated rage.

She said what?

I'd already been planning to vote for Obama at this point. But the most recent remarks by Sen. Clinton mean that if the rest of the party's front runners were to be kidnapped by Martians I'd sooner vote for Nader...

Surrender my nemesis! For your destruction is at hand!

Yes I have cracked the Anti-Hug Matrix! No longer will you be able to adopt my minions! And the Living Horde of Squeeky Toys shall distract your Legion of Super-Pets! Which means you my nemesis must face your doom!

Your doom from the dreaded DOOM-BAT!

( No its not a Dr. Doom Bat )

Yes, he does nap 20 hours out of the day. But I have a back-up for those occassions! To ensure your destruction!

( THE CREEPY FOUR DEADLY LUMPS OF HURTING!!! )

Give up now nemesis and perhaps I will spare you!

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Though I must now thank my nemesis for this video of Elmo the Muppet vs. Vegeta...

Lisa

Most Fucked Up Chick Tract. EVER. No hyperbole. No exaggeration. Most. Fucked. Up. Ever.