I really don't think either meets the natural born U.S. citizen requirement

Don't blame me, I voted for Tezcatlipoca

Green Lurker Needs Food Badly

I'm hungry. Someone bring me a shrimp scampi. Or perhaps a platter of mozzarella sticks...

Really, really, really don't wanna

Last night of working the Super Bowl weekend. Paperwork will be very light. Which means four hours of calling cabs to send people out to get drunk and then four hours of them stumbling back. And having to call cabs for their drunk friends who just decided to tag along to the wrong hotel...

I should do a pool on how many replacement room keys I'll have to do...