The Film Crew: Killers From Space

Well, this second one is better than the first. Still fairly dull. And sadly I've heard the future episodes are even worse. Still there's always "The Film Crew" and "Rifftrax" for filling my new MST3K fix...

The Simpsons Movie

Many of you raved about this movie when it was in the theaters. I hate all of you. Because this was the most mediocre movie version of bad tv show ever...

Things this movie has that I've already seen:

An Itchy & Scratchy Movie
A Simpson wanting to be a Flanders
Homer getting beat up by a wrecking ball
Homer drunk
Homer having a spirit journey of self-discovery
Homer jumping Springfield gorge
Pointless celebrity cameos
Lisa getting a crush on an environmental activist kid
A bunch of other crap over the last 14 years

Things that would be new:
Bart's weiner
Homer flipping the bird
Marge swearing
Otto smoking a bong

Mildly amusing. At best...