Brocolli

I know many of you are sitting around, moping on this X-mas. Moping because you couldn't get me a gift. And I understand how sad that must make you. But do not fret! You can always cook for me. I like pastas. Also steak. But not brocolli. Keep your tiny green trees out of the pasta. In addition mushrooms are not food, they are a fungus created by the Devil. No mushrooms!

Also join me in wishing the Irrational Madman-boy a Cheery Winter Holiday Celebration. Let us all send him a big basket of cookies. Poison cookies. But I'm sure he will eat them, because Real Manly Men scoff at poison...

Next you can all club together and get me my monkey butler. I would name him Mr. Peebles. And get him a small bowler hat. That would show that while he is a proper English butler and gentleman, he is still a cheeky monkey at heart...

Lastly you can focus your brains with my powerful noggin'. So that reality may be changed and Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku spend an hour and a half of Bring it On making out. I think we all agree thats the way the movie SHOULD work...

Death Notes

Millford, MA:

Officers arrested two Stacy Middle School students at home yesterday after the pair allegedly created a handwritten list of 33 fellow students and labeled it "Death Note."

The two students, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year-old girl whose names were not released because of their ages, were charged with threatening to commit murder and disrupting school, police said. They will be arraigned in Milford Juvenile Court Monday, police said.

Lebanon, TN:

At least one parent is upset after his daughter was one of 39 students listed in a so-called “death notebook” allegedly written by two Walter J. Baird Middle School students.

The parent, who did not wish to give his name to protect his daughter, said he is upset school officials waited to hold a meeting Thursday afternoon before telling parents about the notebook.

The death notebook detailed how each of 39 Walter J. Baird Middle School students would die and when.

School officials maintain the death notebook was not a hit list and waited to tell parents about it because the two students had already been taken into custody.

Richmond, VA:

The student is a senior at Franklin Military Academy in the city’s East End. The principal there sent a letter to the parents after a teacher spotted the student reading a list of his classmates’ names in the book called “Death Note.”

The student who got in trouble was not in class today He’s suspended pending an investigation.

Senior April Hopkins says she’s friends with the student. “He doesn’t really say much, he just stays to himself,” she said.

Hopkins’ name wasn’t on the list, but some of her friends’ were. She says they don’t fear him, and neither does she.

Oh when will society put a stop to these twisted kids and their evil attempts to assassinate their fellow students with magic wishing notebooks. Lucky for me I've got this +3 Bag of Protection. With my enhanced saves I'd like to see some punk kids try to wish me to death...

Some final Holiday Well Wishes

The Pogues live:

Same song, but with monarch and Dr. Girlfriend