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lurkerwithoutI know many of you are sitting around, moping on this X-mas. Moping because you couldn't get me a gift. And I understand how sad that must make you. But do not fret! You can always cook for me. I like pastas. Also steak. But not brocolli. Keep your tiny green trees out of the pasta. In addition mushrooms are not food, they are a fungus created by the Devil. No mushrooms!
Also join me in wishing the Irrational Madman-boy a Cheery Winter Holiday Celebration. Let us all send him a big basket of cookies. Poison cookies. But I'm sure he will eat them, because Real Manly Men scoff at poison...
Next you can all club together and get me my monkey butler. I would name him Mr. Peebles. And get him a small bowler hat. That would show that while he is a proper English butler and gentleman, he is still a cheeky monkey at heart...
Lastly you can focus your brains with my powerful noggin'. So that reality may be changed and Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku spend an hour and a half of Bring it On making out. I think we all agree thats the way the movie SHOULD work...
Also join me in wishing the Irrational Madman-boy a Cheery Winter Holiday Celebration. Let us all send him a big basket of cookies. Poison cookies. But I'm sure he will eat them, because Real Manly Men scoff at poison...
Next you can all club together and get me my monkey butler. I would name him Mr. Peebles. And get him a small bowler hat. That would show that while he is a proper English butler and gentleman, he is still a cheeky monkey at heart...
Lastly you can focus your brains with my powerful noggin'. So that reality may be changed and Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku spend an hour and a half of Bring it On making out. I think we all agree thats the way the movie SHOULD work...
