lurkerwithout | Dec. 11th, 2007

When some attention whoring feminist cuntrag devotes an entire Blogpost to how everyone else should be ignoring you?

I mean I dont expect them to be consistant from day to day, but you'd think even a feeble minded, sex deprived, ugly as sin, and as fat as texas, misadrist, lesbian, harpy can be consistant with themselves in the space of a single post. Wouldn't you?

I know, I know. I'm failing at ignoring his monkey antics again. But really its a slow period at work. So lets break down some of his insults...

"attention whoring": This is true. I love when people pay attention to me. I can't help it. I'm the most important person there is, so its vital others rank me in their thoughts accordingly....

"feminist": Well I do treat women in the same manner as I do men. I guess that makes me a feminist.

"cuntrag": I don't think I've ever been used to clean a vagina or as any kind of tampon. So we'll just call that one a baseless slur...

"Blogpost": This is a journal. I never post anything on my Blog. I created it to comment on others Blogs and then Blogger went and made it so you could use your G-Mail account as a default...

"feeble minded": Easily distracted by shiny objects sure. But enfeebled? Though my memory is for crap on a lot of areas lately...

"sex deprived": Does at count as deprived when you're not trying? I mean ANYONE can get laid if they're willing to put forth the effort. But there always seems to be so many other things I'd rather do than engage in the quest for nookie. Still I guess its true on a technical level...

"ugly as sin": I'll have you know my mom says I'm very handsome. So nyah!

"fat as texas": Oh come now. Thats just plain hyperbole. Fat as Austin I'd allow, but the WHOLE state?

"misadrist": I don't hate men. Or maybe I do? I mean his online handle has man in it. And I do dislike him. And there ARE people I hate. And some of them ARE men. Oh no! Its true! All you men, off my f-list! Get! Only ladies from now on. Also this journal is going clothing optional...

"lesbian": Weeeeeell I am in favor of as much girl-on-girl action as possible. Added wherever and whenever. I mean it has passed the normal guy reaction of "girl makeouts = hawt" and is probably at the fetish point. But still there is that whole having a penis thing. But its not a very big penis. Maybe they'll let me in the club if I promise to buy more than one k.d. lang album. I do have TWO Jill Sobule albums. Maybe if I get some Melissa Ethridge?

"harpy": Oh come now. Have you even READ the Monster Manual? I don't have wings. I lack a charm attack. And my man-boobs are plentiful but not covered in soft down...

Oh wait, this needs some comics discussion to be on subject in case it gets linked. Let me think...

Crap! Can't think of anything. Damn feeble mindedness! Have some pretty pictures instead...

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