Green-Eyed Monster

I hate Eric Burns. Hate him so much. Its truly not fair that he gets to be this talented AND gets the cute English fiance. Bastard...

Really, demiurgent when I cut off your head to drink your Essence like a Gelfling Thirstbuster it will be your own damn fault! Not mine! OH NO! ALL ON YOU!

New Comics Day

Am very tired. Plus full of pot roast. So let us get to the comics so that I may go to the bed...

And we'll start on a high note, with a very early new ps238. Several students head to Las Vegas, which is apparently some kind of neutral city, open to vacationing heroes and villains. Williams also adds a new feature at the end, mini-bios on the characters featured in the issue. Nice addition for new readers. I'm a tiny bit disappointed he forgot to include one for Cecil though. On the other hand the final page includes a panel of Revenant beating up an unknown bad guy dressed in Pac-Man themed armor...

Then we get to the finale for Vaughn's Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season Eight story arc. Faith and Genevieve throw down. Then Giles and Evil Wizard throw down. Then both decide to do something that feels less shitty than Slayer Black Ops...

Next we've got another issue of the drop dead gorgeous Suburban Glamour. And the mystery of the strange goings ons is revealed. Astrid gets kind of upset about the revelation though...

Over on Invincible its the terrifying return of Magmaniac and Tethyr Tyrant! What you don't remember them? C'mon, they were part of Machine Head's gang of super-villains that fought Invincible, the Global Guardians and Titan? Magma guy and dude with chest full of evil gum? Ok, maybe they were kind of forgettable. Still, Oliver helps his big brother out. Oh and Alan the Alien arrives at the Viltrumite prison...

After that its a new Dynamo 5. When the super-villain duo Brains & Brawn are thought to be in town, Scrap and Slingshot may have to face them on their own. Then again Scatterbrain may not be as down for the count as he looks...

Next up is an Avengers: The Initiative Annual. With the secret origins of Gauntlet, Armory, MVP and Hardball. And some reveals of SEVERAL bad-guy plots involving the whole 50 State Initiative. Oh and Pennsylvania's super-team, the Liberteens!

And we finish with the next Annihilation: Conquest. Blastaar gets tortured. Star-Lord and his Commandos (and wouldn't a title called Star-Lord and the Star Commandos be FREAKING awesome?) plan another dangerous mission, Quasar and Moondragon attempt to recruit the High Evolutionary and Ronan the Accuser offers the Annihilation Wave forces a proposal...